Funniest movie lines

[G. Gearloose]

"I've crapped bigger than you" - City Slickers

"Stock" -- Cannonball Run (1 or 2?) Sammy Davis Jr, while rolling hand back & forth, Talking to cop, Rolls Royce loping like a cammed 502 ...

"To the Cubs winning the World Series!.....and big T?ts! -- Jim Belushi toasting in Taking Care of Business

 

[Patman]

"You sure got purdy teef...."

 

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

 

And TONS from Full Metal Jacket!!

 

[thumbs]

Originally posted by Patman
"You sure got a purdy mouth...."

 

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

 

Deliverance & Cool Hand Luke

 

[IrishEKU]

Originally posted by Patman

And TONS from Full Metal Jacket!!

It isn't the movie but it is R. Lee, in his comercial for the History Channel's Mail Call, " What kind of a graba$$tic excuse for a question is that!"

:) Has me rolling everytime I hear it!

 

[wayneg]

He's not the messiah, hes hust a naughty little boy, now p@ss off!

 

[mdkuder]

Kurgan - 'Happy Halloween, ladies', tongue wagging, 'Nuns, no sense of humor.'

 

[flynbryan]

accuracy may vary: (Gun shot) Samuel L Jackson: "I'm sorry did I break your concentration...you were saying something about the best of intentions....."
John Travolta: "O f I just blew *can't remeber his name* head off!"
And finally, Samuel L Jackson: "Hand me my wallet"
Robber: "Which one is it?"
SLJ: "It's the one that says Bad Motha ******"
This has GOT to be one of the best movies of all time.