Funniest movie lines

[IrishEKU]

Originally posted by Jeff Gilbert

Are you talking about a movie or my partner at work? :uh:

:) :) :)

 

[KTA]

"Sir, are you classified as human?"
- "Negative, I am a meat popsicle" - The 5th element

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

Originally posted by KTA
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
- "Negative, I am a meat popsicle" - The 5th element

:) "Multipass"

 

[Big Tuna]

"There go the damn brownies!"

"Little sumth'n for the old sweet tooth sonney."-Burbs

 

[dirtybkr]

Originally posted by Jeff Gilbert

Are you talking about a movie or my partner at work? :uh:

It depends , does your partner belong to a gang called the " Baldies "?

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

Originally posted by dirtybkr

It depends , does your partner belong to a gang called the " Baldies "?

My partner at work belongs in an institution but that's a different thread. ;)

 

[dirty~d~]

"My name is Muerte!"


:) :) :) Another great movie... anyone know what it is?

 

[XRpredator]

Undercover Blues ;)

 

[Milk]

Im still trying to figure out the dick with ears quote. I have heard it....

 

[XRpredator]

Detroit Rock City :)

 

[Milk]

I thought that was the movie, but I dont think its the exact quote. That one kinda goes like "If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, yeah, I'd say I've learned my lesson." Is it the same??

 

[JUSTRIDE415]

i was watching detroit rock city when my mom walked downstairs and said she was at the concert. Then we asked her about it and she said she didn't rememebr :aj/:

 

[dirty~d~]

Originally posted by XRpredator
Undercover Blues ;)

Note to self: XRpredator earns more cool points. :)

Ok next one...

"Gentleman, no fighting in the war room!"

Anyone? Anyone?

 

[XRpredator]

Dr. Strangelove

I kill me ;)

 

[dirty~d~]

:thumb:

 

[Jon K.]

Hey!! I like this game!
"We plan ahead; so we don't have to do anything right now."
Anyone?

 

[Big Tuna]

"Into the mud, scum queen!" :)

 

[dirtybkr]

The line was from the movie The Wanderers , on the bridge .

 

[Rockey5000]

Whats this.... VagiClean eh?? Theres no price tag on this... Price Check on Vagiclean thats VagiClean aisle 5... we got a customer down here with a full on fallopian fungus.. shes bakin a loaf of bread and I think its sourdough (sniffs air) put a rush on that!
Jim Carey- Me Myself and Irene

 

[MXP1MP]

*bad asian accent* "I no like you, you have little ding a ling!"
Can anyone guess this one?

 

[ArmPump]

Stripes - "I killed a gopher with a stick once."

 

[dirtybkr]

Don't ever call me Frances . If anybody calls me Frances ,I'll kill ya .

 

[IrishEKU]

I picked a hellava day to quit drinking!

 

[brett88]

junior, there aint no way..NO WAY you could come from my loins. I'm goin' home an' puch yo mamma dead in da' moufh'
Jackie Gleason
Smokey and the Bandit

 

[mdkuder]

"I blew up the building" Gene Hackman-Enemy of the State
"Why" Will Smith
"You made a phone call" Gene Hackman