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Tony Eeds

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banano-second:
A very short time frame, as in the length of time it takes for bananas to go from ripe to rotten.
Example: Your computer will be cutting edge for about a banano-second.
 

biglou

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I'll play:

Ohno-Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Example: "It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."
 

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Oh... I guessed that a banano second was the length of time from your foot slipping until your head WHACKED the ground.
 

Tony Eeds

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Originally posted by gwcrim
Oh... I guessed that a banano second was the length of time from your foot slipping until your head WHACKED the ground.
Wouldn't that be an OhS*** second? :laugh:
 

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ODNE;

Sort of a backwards endo. Common among hill-climbers.

SKEET;

What arterial blood usually does from your head / hand / leg; regular occurence after completing aforementioned ODNE .
 

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#6
GUZINTA -- mathematical term

"Two guzinta four twice"
 
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Watnot, (West Coast)

You know, a word used to describe a bunch of stuff you cant think of at the time.

Similar to the East Coast term "yada yada yada"
 

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Eyecrometer:  Measuring tool.   "I couldn't find my calipers, so I used my eyecrometer instead."
 

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Lactomangulation - What happens to a milk carton when you try to open it and it folds up intead of opening.
 

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What do you call it when you rip the cereal package all to hell?
 

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Toasticles - the particles that end up in the butter after you butter your toast. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by Milk
What do you call it when you rip the cereal package all to hell?

Cereal Killer
 

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#14
I know the first and second ones, but what's a bubbler? I'm not sure I really want to know. :eek:
 

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#15
Expresshole - a person who uses the express checkout line when he has more than twelve items. :flame: