Do you want to laugh?

RM_guy

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#1
Why men aren't secretaries:

Husband's note to his wife:

"Doctor's Office Called.....they said Pabst beer is normal."
 

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#3
Hold on there now! I'm a secretary!

That's right ladies, your friendly neighborhood XRpredator, all 6'6" 270 lbs of him is a secretary!

Now I'm feeling oppressed!

And I know how to spell "pap"
 

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#5
Easy there spunky!:silly:

I may be a secretary, but I can still put the hurt on ya!
 

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#6
XRP - The topic is do you want to laugh. I'll my post did just that (at your expense of course). Only kidding! I would expect the same wise comment coming my way from you!!;)

Hey, get that phone will ya?:eek:
 

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#7
(don't sweat 'er, I'm laughing)

Now excuse me while I get the freaking phone!:silly:

Come on ladies, help a guy out here!:(
 

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Aw, it sounds like you're doing just fine, XRsweetie!

Would you mind making some coffee after you're finished on the phone? :confused:
 

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#12
You chickadees are just lovin' this, ain'tcha?

Go ahead <sniff>, I can take it! <sniff, sniff>:D
 

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#14
Actually, I got a stupid e-card from my pest of a brother--though there were threats of flowers and such.

My wife gave me the best present, though . . .;)
 
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#15
Are you an Executive/Admin Assistant? (I think Secretary is outdated/non pc these days) If so I do not envy you. In your defense , based on my experience at my previous place of employment, it takes a certain kind of person with some serious cahones to be one, especially an Executive Assistant. I sure as heck couldn't do it and I think they more than deserve the very good pay they get to put up with the bs they do. Next time "Secretary's Day" rolls around maybe we should all pitch in and send XRP a very large case of beer! ;)

** uhh, nevermind, just took a gander at your profile. :confused: still want that case of beer anyway? ;)
 
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