DRN Singles Club

[holeshot]

Hi, my name is Suzi

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This is my sister, Gertrude (she like the beach)

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This is brother on his street bike

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And this is his new dirt bike

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And this is my single mom, Veronica

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Nice to meet Ya'll. See you at Dirt week.

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Dude! Hook me up with Gertrude! She's a hottie!

I got two bags: One for, one for me. . .in case hers falls off. :scream:

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

Originally posted by holeshot
Nice to meet Ya'll. See you at Dirt week.

I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about Dirt Week :scream:

 

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by holeshot
Hi, my name is Suzi

Bra.... there is something seriously wrong with you! ;)

 

[wayneo426]

Hey wait a minute, Gertrude looks like........is that RM_Guys sister??? Nice bod, but I could never get past that mug! ;)

 

[Rooster]

JP! - Put the bottle down NOW! You got beer goggles goin on man! BTW, I saw something that looked something like that on the corner near the motel in B'ham!

 

[Danman]

Didn't one of the Blue guys try that on Thumpertalk? :think: :D

 

[yzeater]

Hate to ask this {because she's your mom}, but is Veronica still available?

 

[holeshot]

Originally posted by Danman
Didn't one of the Blue guys try that on Thumpertalk? :think: :D

Yes, it was me.

 

[Hot4Teacher]

Gertrude has a million dollar body and a face to protect it. Remember fellas, beauty is only a light switch away. There are also times when you need to lower your standards to up your average. As for me, after seeing that I am thinking of becoming a monk. :scream: :eek:

 

[Rodzilla]

There comes a time in a mans life when he has to settle down,

and a time when he just has to settle.

Sound like some of you guys have reached the latter stage of development! :scream:

 

[wayneo426]

Originally posted by Hot4Teacher
Gertrude has a million dollar body and a face to protect it. :scream: :eek:

Thats too funny! :)

 

[spanky250]

She has a "butter face".

"Smokin' bod, but her face...." :p

 

[ktmboy]

I shouldn't have come in here after :uh: I just ate! :uh:

 

[wayneo426]

Originally posted by spanky250
She has a "butter face". :p

Up here its:

<Sopranos voice on>
"Everythings great butta-face."
<Sopranos voice off>

 

[WoodsRider]

There are also times when you need to lower your standards to up your average.

No average is worth going THAT low!

 

[dirtybkr]

Originally posted by WoodsRider

No average is worth going THAT low!

Hey ,I met the girl you're briing to Paragon. She's a real DOG !

 

[WoodsRider]

Originally posted by dirtybkr
She's a real DOG !

Yeah and at 70 she looks better than any of those women(?) posted above. Just don't try getting too fresh with her though. ;)

 

[holeshot]

Originally posted by Hot4Teacher
There are also times when you need to lower your standards to up your average.

Actually, I've raised my standards. :confused: