Derhntr

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May 1, 2001
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON! :p

Napper this is right up your alley :worship:
 

BadgerMan

Mi. Trail Riders
Jan 1, 2001
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Hey, I know where I will be this Saturday at 4:00pm.

Hey Mikey, do you think we will be back from our afternoon ride by 4:00pm? I don't want to miss the parade!
 

KDX1

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Jun 5, 2001
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It seems like a great idea, but I live in West Virginia and the women here are not spectacular to look at! I think I would plan to wear my sun glasses or just hang out inside to avoid the monstrosities.
 

team-green32

MAGA
Mi. Trail Riders
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Mar 27, 2001
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Chicago
With my neighbors......... I will be deep in my basement for the duration of that time.
 
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