gospeedracer

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I can't believe my MOTHER sent me this! The woman is out of control! :p I want my stuck up, prude, uptight Mommy back. :confused:

"To all Patriotic American Women,


The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic men cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.

God bless America."


Just a few weeks ago she uttered the word "s-e-x" and now this! :p
 

XRpredator

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Let me be the first to say that I am entirely in support of this movement! :p

Post pics!

(now, was that 7 pm eastern or pacific?);)
 

NVR FNSH

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you go bbbom - I hear Mica is a hot bed for fundamental Islam.

OK - I had to try and not laugh outloud at gsr's post. I thought the women in Santa Barbara did that every night at 7pm.

GSR - can you bring your mommy to Elkins Flat?

Brian
 

gospeedracer

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Originally posted by NVR FNSH
GSR - can you bring your mommy to Elkins Flat?
Careful what you ask for Brian, my mommy has already frightened a few of our DRN members already! :scream: She's not allowed to play with my friends anymore. :p
 

Hondaxrguy

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Figures I didn't see this until just now. 9:00PM. Just my luck! Oh well, I was too busy washing dishes and cleaning the house so my wife would let me get my suspension serviced.:cool:

Jeremy
 

Papakeith

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That's too funny! Unfortunately, I didn't see it untill this morning :(
:think
Any chance we can make this a weekly or nightly event?;)
It'll give me a chance to distribute the E-mail, er ummm, Patriotic Propaganda!
 

Ol'89r

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Darn.:( Missed it. I coulda made it to Santa Barbara by 7:00 too.:confused:

Speedy, if this becomes a weekly event, be sure to let us crusty So. Cal. guys know. Your mommy sounds pretty cool.;)
 

Yamaholley

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well, it's a good thing I didn't see this last night... <G>
I run out of my house naked every morning, however, since I live out in the sticks there is nobody to gross out, and as far as I know, I haven't rooted out any terrorists either :silly:
 

KiwiBird

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Speedy is going to kill me for this.

Famous quote from her mom when looking at the 3 single guys at the bbq

"What's one more than a menage de trois?"
 

stormer94

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Well, that might help explain some 'unusual' activity in my neighborhood...

My neighbors wife rolls in about a duece and a half... :scream:
 
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