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- Sep 22, 2000
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************ We Have To Uproot Terrorists! ****************
The President of the United States, George W. ****, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our communities.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST ALL North American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for at least one hour is the recommended minimum for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position yourselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that it's OK to see women naked.
(Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA
Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts.
Please send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Sincerely,
Bill *******
Former President of the United States of America
The President of the United States, George W. ****, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our communities.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST ALL North American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for at least one hour is the recommended minimum for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position yourselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that it's OK to see women naked.
(Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA
Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts.
Please send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Sincerely,
Bill *******
Former President of the United States of America
