There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, sped it up to 80 mph and enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and accelerated it some more.
He looked in his rearview mirror, and there was a California Highway Patrol officer behind him with his lights flashing and siren blasting.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, so he floored it and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing?
I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the officer to catch up with him.
The cop pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go with a warning."
The man looked at the officer and said, "Last week my wife ran off with one of you CHP guys, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The cop said, "Have a nice day."
He took off down the road, sped it up to 80 mph and enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and accelerated it some more.
He looked in his rearview mirror, and there was a California Highway Patrol officer behind him with his lights flashing and siren blasting.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man, so he floored it and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing?
I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the officer to catch up with him.
The cop pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go with a warning."
The man looked at the officer and said, "Last week my wife ran off with one of you CHP guys, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The cop said, "Have a nice day."
