Hey Pred! What the heck are we missing in Moscow?

XRpredator

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well, the carnival was in town, and when the ambulance was dispatched to the Police Station the next morning to haul a fellow to the ER who had just turned himself in because of an incident the night before (the 22-year old driver who fled the scene), I could tell he was a carny because he had small hands and smelled of cabbage
 

bsmith

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Living la vita "carnee" ;)

caused the Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control
Must have been the strong man, elephant women, and some MD20/20 to getter rocking enough to lose control.
 

XRpredator

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hey, at least we can still pack heat to city hall and the county courthouse!
 

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That city attorney feller realted to Barney?
 

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XRpredator said:
hey, at least we can still pack heat to city hall and the county courthouse!
Great, I can see the headline now..."Carney with small hands and a big gun was arrested for a shooting in the courthouse. It was noted that he smelled of cabbage by the town scribe."
 

XRpredator

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VintageDirt said:
That city attorney feller realted to Barney?
yes, a nephew. But Barney only got one bullet, and he had to keep it in his pocket.
 

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That wasn't a bullet in his pocket, he was just happy to see you...
 

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a454elk said:
That wasn't a bullet in his pocket, he was just happy to see you...

His shirt pocket? Are you sure? Anyone remember the old Tootsie Roll commercial, the cartoon one where everything looks like a Tootsie Roll to the kids? "Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me!"

It's good to find this thread. Because I was thinking of stuff, and popped in... there were all these new people and hardly any worthwhile threads. It's kind of weird. Like one of the later episodes of M.A.S.H. where Henry, Trapper & Frank are gone, and even though the new Colonel is probably just as endearing as Henry, it just doesn't feel right... until Klinger shows up in an evening gown (that's you, Carlos).

I'll pop back in another month or two to check on you folks. Until then, try & keep from rubbing boners together. I know some of you do that. Perverts.
 

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According to a probable cause affidavit, Frank told authorities that the actions of the pair in the back caused the Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control.

Git 'er done! :whoa:
 
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