Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!
Black & Decker, the "International Death Merchants"!!
"Assault Drills"!! (A power drill with an extra hand grip on it.) "No need for a tool like this to be available to the average homeowner"! Oh, what a riot!
And that supposed "true story" about Maria listed in "A Childhood Injury". Bad retouching job on the photograph to smudge her face. Plus, the story says "little Maria was out playing in the garage one evening WHILE HER PARENTS WERE ASLEEP"! Hello...safety starts with the parents, guys!
Too funny. Unfortunately, these nutcases are probably for real. Yep, that's all we need-- MORE GOVERNMENT RESTRICTIONS and licensing. That will take care of it. :think: