150rguy

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If the world was perfect...

-Tires would never wear down.

-There would be no sandbaggers.

-There would be the same ammount of marshmellows as charms.

-Chuck Norris would be president.

-There would be a new Dirt Rider every week.

-People wouldn't fight over "2-strokes are better than 4-strokes" or visa versa. (We all know the answer to that ;) )

-If Cars and Motorcycles ran on air instad of gas.

-If JK Rowling would write another Harry Potter book.

-If dirtbike_freak was an amazing speed-typer and coulkd get a new chapter posted every day.

-Dirt bike's would never need engine rebuilds.
 

2-Strokes 4-ever

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We wouldn't have to wait on the trail so stinkin' long for the 4-stroke guys to change a spark plug. Daylight's burnin'......... :)
 

JD_MXRacer

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dude i would be scared if chuck norris would be president we would all be living under a chucktatorship! ha ha chuck norris is so cool
 

DougRoost

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We wouldn't have to wait on the trail so stinkin' long for the 4-stroke guys to get their bikes restarted.
 

Cman250

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FlyingFuzzball said:
all music is free


*Quickly exits out of limewire*

Free music...Like that will ever happen. :coocoo:
 

FruDaddy

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150rguy said:
-People wouldn't fight over "2-strokes are better than 4-strokes" or visa versa. (We all know the answer to that ;) )
Yet you are still riding a.....

Oh never mind :nener:

Can't we all just get along????
 

Kawidude

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XRpredator said:
everyone would be riding 4-strokes

and I'd have a cape

Awwww. You don't need a cape Pred. You know we all think you're "special."
 

thebleakness

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flyingfuzzball said:
robert jordan would finish a memory of light
Gotta wait till 2009 for that...

But if everything was perfect, wouldn't that mean that you couldn't get any better because you would have already reached your peak? Wouldn't that make everything mediocre because you couldn't compare it to a worse/better day and there wouldn't be anything to take pride in because it's already been achieved? :whoa:
 

_JOE_

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thebleakness said:
Gotta wait till 2009 for that...

But if everything was perfect, wouldn't that mean that you couldn't get any better because you would have already reached your peak? Wouldn't that make everything mediocre because you couldn't compare it to a worse/better day and there wouldn't be anything to take pride in because it's already been achieved? :whoa:


Whoa :whoa:
 

JPIVEY

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my dang oscar mayer weiner whistle, hey, it was traumatic, I was only 10
 

JPIVEY

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Ya know, slinkies are like tree huggers, basicly useless, but funny as hell when you push them down the stairs
 

Cman250

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_JOE_ said:
In the perfect world, everyone owns a copy of Erics Performance Handbook :)


Not to get off topic but how is that? I was thinking about buying that book but was wondering if i should just get a reapair manual for my bike instead??
 
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