joke

[mx547]

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife."
"That's terrible!
Can we take the test over?" "Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

 

[clutchcover]

That was bad, but I laughed anyway.

 

[Okiewan]

Oh man... :|

 

[smb_racing]

:eek:

 

[IrishEKU]

:think: I go away for a couple of days and look what happens :confused:

 

[MXSparx]

too funny that was good :)

 

[justql]

Good one Jay.

 

[mx547]

A priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the
Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks" Is it still a requirement of
your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responds "Yes that
is still one of our beliefs."

The Priest then asks "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the
Rabbi replies "Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation
and tasted pork." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on
with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you
remain celibate?" The Priest replied "Yes, that is still very
much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him "Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?" The Priest replied "Yes Rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then
said.......... "A lot better than pork isn't it."

 

[endosports]

:confused: :scream: :)