KTM Acronyms?

[firecracker22]

Ok, I’ve heard quite a few, and I’m sure there’s more. How many can we come up with? Good as well as bad?

 

[KiwiBird]

Kraut Torture Machine
Kick Till Monday (Mad)
Kome Tow Me


Didn't know there where any good ones. I mean they're just a stepping stone towards a Gas Gas anyway. :p

 

[FlyinRyan]

3 of my favorites:

KentuckyTrail Monkey

Kan't Take Motocross (From Motocross friend that couldn't spell)

Keeps Taking Money

 

[BCR-Bob]

Keep The Maico

 

[Strick]

Kick Twenty Minutes
Keep Tools Mobile
K-mart Trail Machine
Kick That Mutha
Keep Twenty Minutes

 

[Nverfastenuf]

Krappy Trail Machine!

 

[Strick]

King (of) THE Motocross (thanks to Grant Langston:cool: )
King (of) The Mountains
Keep Tools Manned
Kosher Tooled Machinery

 

[RBW]

Kick Til' Monday

 

[VintageDirt]

Kay Todo Madre!

Maybe it's sposed to be

Kay Toda Madre?

 

[Jaybird]

Kinetic Thinkers Machine

Keep The Moogoogaipan (gimme a nice spiesbraten!)

 

[LawManNv]

Kost Too Much!

 

[KTMster]

Keep the money

Kick 'till midnight (unless you got that e-button like mine:p )

 

[smb_katoomer]

at a recent enduro, i participated as a check crew. our ckeck was at the base of a nasty, nasty hill. that is where i heard this one

Klimb That Mountain:p

 

[MotoEnduro]

MY KTM stands for

Karen's Trick Motorcycle

:)

 

[fremontguy]

Konstantly Tuning Machine

 

[Thimblefull]

Keep The Manual

 

[ktmrider]

haven't you ever heard this....??

:) KICKSTANDS THAT MALFUNCTION!!!!!! :)

 

[Swirk]

Kick-a$$ Trail Machine
Killer Trail Machine

 

[firecracker22]

LOL! :D

Thanks all! Keep 'em coming. I'm going to print some of them to add a bit of humor to my magazine. My friends just call mine the "freak bike."

 

[Farmer John]

Kick Till Midnight
Keep Throwing Money
Karrot Tinted Money pit

Stolen from RMD: ( cannot remember who is the author)

I will not ride a KTM
I will not ride one Sam I Am

I will not ride one on a trail
I will not buy one if on sale

I will not take one to a track
I will not jump one and go splat

I will not fix one at a shop
I will not wash one with a mop

I will not shift one with my toes
I will not wear no bright orange clothes

I will not ride a KTM
I will not ride one Sam I Am.

 

[HiG4s]

Re: haven't you ever heard this....??

Originally posted by ktmrider
:) KICKSTANDS THAT MALFUNCTION!!!!!! :)

Never heard it, but it fits. On my old EXC I removed the kickstand the first week.

Kooky Trail Machine

 

[Strick]

Re: haven't you ever heard this....??

Originally posted by ktmrider
:) KICKSTANDS THAT MALFUNCTION!!!!!! :)

KTMrider - that is the most fitting of all!;)

 

[ktmboy]

Kills Time Magically.

 

[Davie Mac]

Kom To Momma:D
Davie Mac (CCM 580)

 

[Pumpkinhead]

Kan't Take Much

Of course I heard this one last weekend when I was having problems with mine fouling plugs. :(