A-RustyDemon
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- Dec 9, 2002
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LIVING IN NORTHEAST OHIO
DEAR DIARY:
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Northeast Ohio.
It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly
wait to see it covered with snow.
I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
Northeast Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors. I love the shades
saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are
the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can' t imagine anyone
wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow
soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had
a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow
came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I
LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The
snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland.
I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway to get to work this time. I ' m exhausted
from shoveling. Frickin Snowplow! :(
DEC. 22
More of that white schit fell last night. I ' ve got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I ' m
done shoveling. That A-hole!:moon:
DEC. 25
" White Christmas " my busted hump. Mother frickin snow. If I
ever get my hands on that s-o-b who drives
that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb ba-stard.
Don' t know why they don't use more salt on this frickin
ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same schit last night. Been inside since
Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can 't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain
of white schit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches
of this **** tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).
We got 34 ****ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it
won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow truck got
stuck down the road and schit for brains had the balls to
come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I
broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed
into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his frickin'
head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of
the car and I hit the sucker.:scream: Did about $3,000.00 damage
to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed
them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you
believe the body is rotting away from all the
****ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really
looks like a piece of schit.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone
in their right ****ing mind would want to live in
the God forsaken State of Ohio. :D
DEAR DIARY:
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Northeast Ohio.
It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly
wait to see it covered with snow.
I LOVE IT HERE
OCT. 14
Northeast Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors. I love the shades
saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are
the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
I LOVE IT HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can' t imagine anyone
wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow
soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had
a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow
came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I
LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The
snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland.
I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway to get to work this time. I ' m exhausted
from shoveling. Frickin Snowplow! :(
DEC. 22
More of that white schit fell last night. I ' ve got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I ' m
done shoveling. That A-hole!:moon:
DEC. 25
" White Christmas " my busted hump. Mother frickin snow. If I
ever get my hands on that s-o-b who drives
that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb ba-stard.
Don' t know why they don't use more salt on this frickin
ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same schit last night. Been inside since
Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can 't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain
of white schit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches
of this **** tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy Friggin New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).
We got 34 ****ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it
won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow truck got
stuck down the road and schit for brains had the balls to
come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I
broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed
into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his frickin'
head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of
the car and I hit the sucker.:scream: Did about $3,000.00 damage
to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed
them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you
believe the body is rotting away from all the
****ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really
looks like a piece of schit.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone
in their right ****ing mind would want to live in
the God forsaken State of Ohio. :D
