Monday, ain't it great!

[a454elk]

Ok Okie, I'm gonna try this again. I hope this one is fine.:)

"I not come work today"

Hung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and make love to her. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again and says, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

[CR307]

:) LMAO
Good one but not sure if it will stay.

 

[JWW]

:)

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Originally posted by CR307
:) LMAO
Good one but not sure if it will stay.

It'll be fine. . .he didn't say anything about "biscuits". :p

 

[CanadianRidr]

:scream:
Me no get..... Oh wait, his house!:eek:

 

[Milquetoast]

I work for same guy. He does have nice house!

 

[CR307]

I can take a stab JP!:)

 

[biglou]

"Hung Chow"?

Isn't that the Chinese word for constipation?:scream:
Get it? Hung Chow:uh:

 

[a454elk]

Actually it is Chinese for "I'm choking.":):)
Elk

 

[gibbs_6]

lol, makes my monday just a wee bit better, would take alot to make it good.:)