- Jun 5, 2001
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Hope this doesn't offend anyone, I haven't had the best of luck with Kingriz!
This is for the Pred man!
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal
in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
and West Virginia.
This is for the Pred man!
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal
in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
and West Virginia.