Monday Humor

[Papakeith]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%? Let's use mathematics and logic to figure it out!

If :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S * * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top. So, the next time someone claims to be giving over 100%, you know what he is doing.

 

[a454elk]

:):)

 

[BEEF706]

:) There you have it, the secret of my success!!

 

[bscottr]

I like it. :confused:

 

[bsmith]

How about some more!

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash
the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the
bar drinking and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turns blue and
shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his
tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back
to the ! bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
"Hind Lick Maneuver," but I ain't never seen nobody
do it." :aj:

 

[Papakeith]

*groan*:)

 

[Senior KX Rider]

It works for me :) :)

 

[justql]

The people around me are wondering why I'm laughing outloud. :)

 

[_SOLO_]

Imagine my surprise when I started laughing today at school then looked behind me and the teacher was standing there laughin her butt off. (Substitue teachers are great.)

 

[BSWIFT]

:)