Giving 110%

[Okiewan]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L $ & % @
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$*&@ will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you:

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Now we know how some folks get ahead...

 

[Strick]

That is great! I am plagarizing it as I type this - Thanks!

 

[Danman]

True :)

 

[SpeedyManiac]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[RM_guy]

Good one. Doing a cut and paste right now:)

 

[Senior KX Rider]

LOL :)

 

[Gary B.]

Too true! :)

 

[Farmer John]

LOL :)

I'm right in there..... Farmer John adds up to 108% :scream:

 

[CanadianRidr]

A little side joke

Q) What's the difference between a$$ kissing and brown nosing?

A) Depth perception
:confused: ;)

 

[ktmboy]

LOL! So funny and so true. :)

BTW, I always give 100% on my job---20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday............ :debil:

 

[Einstein]

me too :) :)

 

[Gary B.]

I printed this off (on the clock, of course) and gave a copy to my boss - LHAO!

 

[Vic]

That settles it, then. I'm going to ride some
M O T O C R O S S.
13 15 20 15 3 18 15 19 19 = 137%