New Alcohol Warnings

[wibby]

ALCOHOL WARNINGS Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WERNIG: ther crumsumpten uv alkahol may Mack yu tink yu kin tipe reel
gude.

 

[Green Horn]

LOL other than the bra and panties part and the getting pregnant, I've been there and done all the rest of those. :thumb:

 

[Jon K.]

Originally posted by Green Horn
LOL other than the bra and panties part and the getting pregnant, I've been there and done all the rest of those. :thumb:

Ummm . . . Chris . . . . You might want to look at the "rug burn" thing one more time.

 

[Treejumper]

Maybe Chris' butt, forehead, knees and lowerback just itched while he was drunk. :)

 

[Green Horn]

Originally posted by Jon K.


Ummm . . . Chris . . . . You might want to look at the "rug burn" thing one more time.

I did! What?? Ok except for the forehead. You mean you never take 'er down on the floor? :laugh: I'd really love to explain in more detail as to why but.... Let's just say that beds are squishy and prohibit the really hard pounding. :yeehaw:

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[Jon K.]

Originally posted by Green Horn


I did! What?? Ok except for the forehead.

Yep; it was the lower back and forehead that got me wondering! But then . . . you know . . . .consenting adults and all. . . . :laugh:

 

[Gary B.]

:laugh:

 

[firecracker22]

Originally posted by Green Horn

I did! What?? Ok except for the forehead. You mean you never take 'er down on the floor? :laugh: I'd really love to explain in more detail as to why but.... Let's just say that beds are squishy and prohibit the really hard pounding. :yeehaw:

Have you no shame?

(That's ok, me neither.)