RM_guy

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Man, all of these bring back fond memories of highschool :)

Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1973- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.


2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006- Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1973- Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.


2006- Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is ******. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Scotty takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.


1973- Ants die.

2006- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Scotty charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Scotty's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973- In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
 

Moparman1539

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haha WOW!

Some of them are iffy. But alot of the school ones are true. If you get in a fight in My school. You get the cops called on you. Parent called. Minimum of $300 fine. And then put on the school board for expulsion. I dont know... its like the playgrounds. When i was little enough i remember playgrounds with jungle gyms over concrete. And big metal squeaky things.

now days you have these little inkey dinkey things with stupid stuff over ruber mats. And if you own the place have to be worried about getting sewed if some gets hurt.




what is the world coming to :|
 

ZOMBIE666

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Moparman1539 said:
Some of them are iffy. :|

theyre all true to some degree, ive said it once ill say it again, i wish i was born 20-25 years earlier.
its the pussification process brought on by increasing population and advencements in technology making everything safer. not to mention our countries inability to be anything but PC, we cant even voice somple observations on a group of people without being labeled ******. In the end i think were screwed. People as a spicies are far to short sighted, selfish and ignorant by nature to make it. once we destroy the planet were gone.
 

ZOMBIE666

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what, i cant even say rac-ist?

see this is the crap im talking about, OH MY I MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE. ***** ** *******(edited by papakeith)



play nice now :)
luv, PK
 
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RM_guy

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I got a kick out of the fight one. I've been in a fight or 2 in school and when the crowd got big a teacher would break it up and tell us to take it outside...so, we'd finish the fight outside :) A lot has changed in 30 years :ohmy:
 

Papakeith

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Same here Dave.

If you were a member of FFA in our HS you were allowed to carry a buck knife on your belt. I watched two guys get ready to fight. One handed his knife to a friend to hold on to, and the two proceeded to pummel one another.

If was no big deal.

Maybe, just maybe getting the crap kicked out of you teaches you something. By not letting the little things happen, they fester and then blossom into the big nasty scenes we've been seeing over the last few years.
 
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