Okiewan.....or is it Okiewas.

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by Huge Lard Gomer
As for that moderator race...I've got that one in the bag. Everybody knows that 500s are too big to be competitive and woods bikes are no competition for a "real" MX machine like a 97 CR (if I find all of the pieces).

What's the matter HLG? Don't think you can have that clapped out CR back in one piece by September? That last line of your's (the one that I emphasized with italics) sounds like a wuss out clause to me! I guess after getting spanked by AJ on a TTR you just gotta put in a disclaimer to cover your double-wide posterier. Just my 2 cents...

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Originally posted by Rich Rohrich:
So then my CR144 running on EPA Banned # 16 fuel should fit the bill quite nicely.

So if I ride behind you I won't have to trim my nosehairs that week?



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[High Lord Gomer]

Don't worry, even if I have to borrow a bike, I will so that I can proudly claim my decisive mid-pack finish!

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[MoO_coW]

You could use my bike. Its got springs for about 120 pounds with gear. Should fit you perfect

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1998 CR 125 MoO machine.
"To much honey is bad for you"

 

[AJ Waggoner]

High Lard Gomer?
Have you forgotten to take,or mixed up your
meds again?
Take the blue pill next time!

One post you say you have the mod race "in the bag"
the next post
you say you will borrow any bike to claim your midpack finish?

Which is it?
perhaps talked smack to soon and Twinspar reminded you of the likely outcome? causing you to recant?

All my money would be on Wardy in a mod MX race..at LTM.
Jeremy would be in there too ( if he ever puts his bike together)

as for the Thump/Okie admin race..
Okie wont let me say..
LOL it would spoil the fun he says

not sure what he means by that?

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[High Lord Gomer]

High Lard Gomer?

Yes, Juice?

Have you forgotten to take,or mixed up your
meds again?

I lost count a few times so I had to keep starting over.

Take the blue pill next time!

MMmm, Yumm...thanks, good suggestion!

One post you say you have the mod race "in the bag" the next post you say you will borrow any bike to claim your midpack finish?

It's a mind game designed to confuse the inferior...is it working?

Which is it?

The blue one...mmm...

perhaps talked smack to soon and Twinspar reminded you of the likely outcome? causing you to recant?

I could show up to the starting line with my bike in a box and still beat Twinkie to the first turn! It might take me a lap or two to slap the back of the helmet with the ponytail hanging out, though.

All my money would be on Wardy in a mod MX race..at LTM.

Nope, we are routing the track around the concession stand...too much of a distraction for Porkchop Sr.

Jeremy would be in there too ( if he ever puts his bike together)

He won't make a full lap. He hasn't ridden since the last one and probably won't until the next. He's too busy whipping the peasants in his sweatshop!

as for the Thump/Okie admin race..
Okie wont let me say..
LOL it would spoil the fun he says

not sure what he means by that?

I can tell you right now without spoiling it...by the end, ThDump will be whining like the puppy that he is and Okie will be spraying champagne all over the scantily clad trophy girl (Ivan).



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[slo' mo]

Originally posted by High Lord Gomer:
[/B]... Okie will be spraying champagne all over the scantily clad trophy girl (Ivan).

[/B]

Ivan in a Bud girl's bikini...LOL

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you never really learn to swear until you learn to ride.

 

[Farmer John]

[/B] [/QUOTE]
the scantily clad trophy girl (Ivan).
[/B][/QUOTE]
I am no longer intrested in going.


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</A> 97 CR 250
I like 4 strokes...got one in my truck.

 

[Ivan Liechty]

Come on Farmer John.

There will actually be two scantily clad bikini wearing DRN'ers... Gomer and I!!

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A#1 Annoyance
'01 YZ250F "Piglet"
Spartanburg, SC

 

[wrench]

Originally posted by High Lord Gomer:
the scantily clad trophy girl (Ivan).

I was going to watch this historic event ...until I read this! I have had the misfortune of seeing the "scantily clad" Ivan, at one of our OHV/ORV's.

Twice in one lifetime is way too much! There were a ton of "Alien" sightings that evening and a "mongoloid" banjo player walking around with a smile!

Maybe Ivan could borrow HLG's PINK TU-TU!


wrench



[This message has been edited by wrench (edited 04-09-2001).]

 

[Shaw520]

Nock it off guys,...where losing spodes by the minute!!
I think AJ playing guitar is a better promo!

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[JuliusPleaser]

Originally posted by Ivan Liechty:


There will actually be two scantily clad bikini wearing DRN'ers... Gomer and I!!

MY EYES!!!!! I'm bringin' holy water!


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[AJ Waggoner]

High Lard Gomer

It might take me a lap or two to slap the back of the helmet with the ponytail hanging out, though.

Mike all smack talking aside..You have no idea how funny that ponytail reference is!!!

ok ..back to smack talking- since you dint own up to your losing bet last year..and I was on a TTR125
why on earth would I be slightly worried this year?
I'm shakin in my Tech 8's here

hehe

The consession stand will distract you as well as it will Wardy..
heck -
A scantally clad Ivan will distract you and you'll miss the start.

BTW- I have a CR80 now.It's real slow though and wont keep up with your 250...not a chance.
Glad Ivan will be distracting you. http://d17.dirtrider.net/CRE80.htm

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[wardy]

i think this year we will strap HLG to the starting box and line up all the 500's in the place and see how long he lasts......me

run me by the concession, HA ask one scott ballard how i ride when food is a topic of discussion....why you little.......

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"don't wake me.......I am working." http://www.megacross.com

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[High Lord Gomer]

Hey, there's an idea! Straight up race with you on the 80. I won't even have to resort to all of the cheating tricks I was going to have to use otherwise.

I'll even let Wardy join in if anyone is brave enough to loan him a 125.

About the ponytail... Several years ago 8-10?) I made the comment to Lori about how disheartening it was to get passed by a kid on an 80 with a ponytail. That year for my birthday she gave me a new Aria helmet with a ponytail made out of ribbon taped to the back. It didn't make me any faster.

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[Farmer John]

Now Okie is considering putting his AF up for raffel. If the timing works out could be Thump/YZF vs Okie/borrowed bike.
Makes one wonder if there isn't an excuse in the making...........

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</A> 97 CR 250
I like 4 strokes...got one in my truck.

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[Thump]

Whatever Okie. You better face me on a bike that is far superior to mine so it will be close. Fact is when you see me roll up on the Black Beast you will be "weak in the knees" LOL

and look for an excuse.

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99' YZ400

 

[Ivan Liechty]

Okie gets week in the knees when he sees his shadow in front of him while he is barrelling down the straights.

Don't worry Thump. You have this all sewed up. Besides Okie is on a Honda... probably the best Honda made... but it is still a Honda and its still just Okie

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Ivan Liechty
A#1 Annoyance
'01 YZ250F "Piglet"
Spartanburg, SC

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by AJ Waggoner:
BTW- I have a CR80 now.It's real slow though and wont keep up with your 250...not a chance.

I guess AJ forgot to mention that his CR"80" barrel accidently got bolted to the table of Eric's boring bar, and before anyone realized it, to little hole in the middle tuned into a BIG hole in the middle. OOOPPPPPSSSSSSSSS I'm sure it will still be SLOW though.

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"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the life-long attempt to acquire it."
- Albert Einstein

 

[AJ Waggoner]

Rich...LOL !!
It should be a 105cc by now..but actually it truely is still an 80cc.
Eric had an extra 80 cylinder he is working on for me but I havnt got it yet.
I'm sure by spodefest I'll have had it long enough to be totally worn out and too slow
to keep up with High Flying Gober--
of course after his recent excapades I doubt he will even be in one piece by then.

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