R White -- and Sunlight

[Rich Rohrich]

Re: Re: Actually, Very Little Animal Involvement

Originally posted by holeshot
Oh yeah - but how do ya know when a rat has Alzheimer's?

He keeps forgetting where he left his beer.

... wait a second that's how you know when Gomer has Alzheimer's. NEVER MIND.

 

[Old CR goat]

Where I left my beer is never a problem, Where I AM sometimes is.
I'm getting better though, knock on wood.


Was that someone at the door? come in:confused:

 

[JPIVEY]

Lt, Rich, I need some help here, after reviewing your post on cats and fuel it got me thinking...well I think I was thinking.....yeah I pretty sure it was a thought.

anyhow I tried it and here's my questions

1. how do you explain to the wife where the cat is ?
2. how do you keep the hair balls out of the carb.
3. I can't seem to get his head all the way in the tank, is duct tape ok ?

oh yeah, I not real sure I like the way my 520 purrrs now


Maybe I should have posted this in advance/ tech

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by JPIVEY
anyhow I tried it and here's my questions

1. how do you explain to the wife where the cat is ?
2. how do you keep the hair balls out of the carb.
3. I can't seem to get his head all the way in the tank, is duct tape ok ?

1 - What is this wife thing you speak of?

2 - If you are doing it right the hair disappears before they are all the way in the tank.

3 - You can do what I do and just take the heads off and send them to Gomer. He claims they make a nice side dish for his world famous Squirrel Pot Pie. :scream:

 

[Ol'89r]

Rich/JP. I always thought that you had to mix the cat with the fuel prior to puting it in the tank. Isn't that what they mean by purr-mix?

OH! Never mind, that's pre-mix.:confused:

 

[JPIVEY]

Originally posted by Rich Rohrich


1 - What is this wife thing you speak of?

2 - If you are doing it right the hair disappears before they are all the way in the tank.

3 - You can do what I do and just take the heads off and send them to Gomer. He claims they make a nice side dish for his world famous Squirrel Pot Pie. :scream:

I have a wife?......then that would explain all the those kids :think

I do have one more cat,and I was thinking that maybe next time I'll try either Nair or Lighter fluid first

and as far as the head and tank issue, I used a ball peen hammer, one good thump and it was in, however next time I think I'll use some kind of eye protection.

Oh and BTW the purring stop, this is good, but now the tail sticks out the exhaust, I think when I get home I'll cut it off and send it to Gomer,maybe he can use it for some kind of garnish

 

[Senior KX Rider]

You can do what I do and just take the heads off and send them to Gomer. He claims they make a nice side dish for his world famous Squirrel Pot Pie

I have to get Gomer to post his recipe, that sounds great. :)

 

[dirtybkr]

JPIVEY , you gotta be fast , a cat will almost always flinch when you hit it with a hammer . A friend of mines mother had a great recipe for squirrel and rabbit pot pie . She passed away a couple of years ago but maybe he has it . I will check .

 

[John.T]

"quote", a cat will almost always flinch when you hit it with a hammer

what the hell is wrong with you? This post started a bit funny and then it just took a turn for the worst, you guys are no better than rwhite
sorry I don't want to step on anyone's toes but read half this stuff!!

 

[JPIVEY]

Your 100% right John.T, but when Rich gets talking about new fuel possibilities he really gets my attention, but we should get back to the original topic, Rats and Anheuser, now I don't know a whole lot about beer other than I heard that Bush is the beer that made Milwaukee famous or was it Debbie or was that Dallas, Anyhow rats and beer don't mix any better cats and fuel....Hmmmmm I wonder what the octane rating on a a good size rat is.

Seriously I didn't mean to offend anyone, and who is rwhite

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by John.T
you guys are no better than rwhite

The difference is WE ARE KIDDING. It's a shame some people are a bit too slow to pick that up. :silly:

 

[Ol'89r]

Originally posted by JPIVEY
and who is rwhite

I think rwhite has left the building.:eek:

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Originally posted by dirtybkr
JPIVEY , you gotta be fast , a cat will almost always flinch when you hit it with a hammer.

You need a bigger hammer. That way, you avoid needless suffering. (The cat, not you.)

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by Ol'89r


I think rwhite has left the building.:eek:

... and went riding with Elvis :eek:

 

[smb_racing]

Originally posted by Rich Rohrich


... and went riding with Elvis :eek:

man I tell you he's fast! rides a 1977 KE100 :eek:

 

[Strick]

Now this is Funny:

Originally posted by JPIVEY
Your 100% right John.T, but when Rich gets talking about new fuel possibilities he really gets my attention, but we should get back to the original topic, Rats and Anheuser, now I don't know a whole lot about beer other than I heard that Bush is the beer that made Milwaukee famous or was it Debbie or was that Dallas, Anyhow rats and beer don't mix any better cats and fuel....Hmmmmm I wonder what the octane rating on a a good size rat is.

Seriously I didn't mean to offend anyone, and who is rwhite

ROFLMAO

 

[dirtybkr]

Kidding ?? Oh ya , I was just Kidding :p

 

[holeshot]

Rat Race

Originally posted by JPIVEY
Anyhow, rats and beer don't mix....

Not the the rats I've known.....

Originally posted by JPIVEY
Hmmmmm I wonder what the octane rating on a a good size rat is.

Depends on how much beer he drank...

 

[Boit]

Geez, I thought animal testing is a good thing?¿ Short-haired cats provide the best traction if you place them at the proper spot in a berm. Opossums are too slick and skunks are...well...skunks. Armadillos make the knobs chunk prematurely and can bust the water pump cover. Snakes get caught in the spokes and brake rotor. Now, which ones are hypo-allergenic is unknown to me but my skin always looks young and wrinkle free.

 

[spanky250]

Originally posted by JPIVEY
Anyhow rats and beer don't mix

That's funny, I've known lots of rats that drank plenty of beer...:confused: