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MrLuckey · Oct 22, 2009

Pfft. this thread really needs someone that either has, or will ride this decade, you Sally's are running out of time to start your mopeds and hit the dirt that the neighbors suv left in the street!

Tony Eeds · Oct 22, 2009

MrLuckey said:
Pfft. this thread really needs someone that either has, or will ride this decade, you Sally's are running out of time to start your mopeds and hit the dirt that the neighbors suv left in the street!

truespode · Oct 22, 2009

I'm going riding Saturday while all you ninnies sit around talking about how fast you were!

Ivan

Patman · Oct 22, 2009

truespode said:
I'm going riding Saturday while all you ninnies sit around talking about how fast you were!

Ivan

Good! I was out proving how slow I am Tuesday afternoon and might just have to try again Friday afternoon :fft:

TwinSpar · Oct 22, 2009

Sadly.... I am limited to street riding until I can correct my income issues.

High Lord Gomer · Oct 22, 2009

My Hoveround should be here tomorrow, so it looks like I will be riding this weekend!

Don't worry, Elkie-poo...I got your back.

a454elk · Oct 22, 2009

Income shmincome, ride your steed fool, dirt or street, doesn't matter!

Holy crap, Eddie comes back from retirement just in time to see Terry's hair turn more white!!

mxbundy · Oct 22, 2009

Tag! Just wanted to have a post in this epicness! :nener:

Hey Ponch, ever had a crawfish in your helmet? :yikes:
My 9 year old girl has a bigger sac than you! :laugh:

High Lord Gomer · Oct 22, 2009

mxbundy said:
Hey Ponch, ever had a crawfish in your helmet? :yikes:

Is that what happened to you at the fine "establishment" you went to Saturday?

My 9 year old girl has a bigger sac than you! :laugh:

I believe you were warned about buying that house under the power lines...

I GOT YOUR BACK, Elkie-poo!

mxbundy · Oct 22, 2009

High Lord Gomer said:
Is that what happened to you at the fine "establishment" you went to Saturday?

I believe you were warned about buying that house under the power lines...

I GOT YOUR BACK, Elkie-poo!

Pfffft! What ever Low Life Goner! :p

ChopperDave · Oct 22, 2009

a454elk said:
Cage match, that's silly, he already lives in one, I just shook it a bit. Name the track and I'll be there to spank that little monkey like he's never been spanked before.

Spanking the monkey? :yikes:
MonkeyElkSpanker!

Spanker or just a wanker?

We report, you decide!

Okiewan · Oct 22, 2009

mxbundy said:
Hey Ponch, ever had a crawfish in your helmet? :yikes:

Yea..
Ever fell asleep sticking food in your mouth? At a Denny's. In Vegas?

holeshot · Oct 22, 2009

Originally Posted by MrLuckey
Pfft. this thread really needs someone that either has, or will ride this decade, you Sally's are running out of time to start your mopeds and hit the dirt that the neighbors suv left in the street!

Originally Posted by Tony Eeds

Tony Eeds said:

Plus a dozen more .... this place needs a California Dirtweek ... come ride with cool people in the know ...

250girl · Oct 22, 2009

And you guys thought "fake boobs or a KTM" was a stupid thread. Wow, I'm disimpressed.

Patman · Oct 22, 2009

That is because you have not lived these things missy.

BTW I sure don't remember calling fake boobs or a KTM stupid. I'm a fan of both.

A little carne asada and Jack is always a good thing too eh, Eddie? OH that remindes me! Don't make me find that picture of you in that fancy "outfit" you were sportin'! :laugh:

250girl · Oct 22, 2009

Patman said:
That is because you have not lived these things missy.

What things? Manpons, Depends, SUV dirt, mopeds, geriatric bikers, wankers and viagra?
I hope to NEVER live these things :yikes:

Patman · Oct 22, 2009

Dirtweeks and Vegas SX, many of these things have spun off from those little get togethers. If you were a tighty wearing homo you could appriciate it.

a454elk · Oct 22, 2009

Did someone say boobies?? All you posers know I rule the road. I stand on that wall so you can sleep tight at night. This thread is as stupid as they come! California Dirtweek, hmmmmmm..... How bout a ride through Miller Canyon with no camelback at 115 degrees! Thanks for nothing Jeff!

Okie, you better take the reigns on this place or Twinkie will think he can run around in his pink thong. I need a big Texas BBQ, where the heck is that Texas chef??

Patman · Oct 22, 2009

a454elk said:
I stand on that wall so you can sleep tight at night.

That was supposed to be a wall to keep you out you doofus!

a454elk said:
This thread is as stupid as they come!

Looking back the the number of times you posted to it I believe that is a very true statement.

JWW · Oct 23, 2009

a454elk said:
How bout a ride through Miller Canyon with no camelback at 115 degrees! Thanks for nothing Jeff!

I thought the ice ride last time would have made up for it. No pleasing some people.

Good times :cool:

holeshot · Oct 23, 2009

a454elk said:
How bout a ride through Miller Canyon with no camelback at 115 degrees! Thanks for nothing Jeff!

Thank Jeff for letting you exercise your true Drama Queen abilities.

:nod:

mxbundy · Oct 23, 2009

Okiewan said:
Yea..
Ever fell asleep sticking food in your mouth? At a Denny's. In Vegas?

Hey I wasn't falling asleep. Eddies breath was so bad (think cheap booze and chain smoking :uh: ) It took everything I had to keep from passing out! :p

Patman · Oct 23, 2009

Bundy how's that tree clearing business you started in Oklahoma going?

Farmer John · Oct 23, 2009

Geez. This thread made me remember that stupid Creed CD.
Now I can't get it out of my head.

Patman · Oct 23, 2009

:rotfl:

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