The 4 stages of Santa Claus.

[Ol'89r]

#1. You believe in Santa Claus. ;)

#2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. :(

#3. You are Santa Claus. :thumb:

#4. You look like Santa Claus. :scream:

Merry Christmas everyone. :yeehaw:

 

[a454elk]

In your case, skipped right to #4 at birth. :moon: Merry X-mas you old fool!!

 

[IrishEKU]

Merry Christmas Guys!

 

[VintageDirt]

Sheesh! No wonder that reindeer is cross-eyed.