The French!!

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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?&nbsp;&nbsp;
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q: How many people does it take to defend Paris?&nbsp;&nbsp;
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?&nbsp;&nbsp;
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. The Army.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?&nbsp;&nbsp;
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?&nbsp;&nbsp;
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes.
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<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
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A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says "That's an real ugly bird you've there. Where did u get it?"
<P style="MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 100%">The parrot says "I got it in France ... There's millions of 'em there"[/font]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>