The "True" Dark Side is Calling Me!

Ol'89r

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LongTime. OOOOOHHHHHH! You'r gonna pay for that one.:scream:

Vintage/txvintage. Believe it or not, I had a twingle. It was a 500cc Triumph twin in a B50MX BSA frame. I ground a set of cams to make it into a twingle. It ran pretty good. My riding buddies named it 'Rodan" Son of Godzilla. Godzilla was my 650cc Triumph trail bike.

XRP. Sorry, don't know nuthin about no stinking quads.

Ol'89r
 

a454elk

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89r, I see you sneeking onto this site! I better see that thumper the next time we ride pal. I heard that you need help starting it, is that true? I won't say who told me that.
Elk
 

Ol'89r

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elk. NOOOOO! Absolutely untrue. I have no trouble starting my bike. I think he (MXDad), must have been talking about my heart. If I do more than 3 laps they have to jump up and down on my chest to get it going again. No trouble with the bike though.:confused:
 

a454elk

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I didn't mention any names pal, but you are a pretty good sleuth. That's OK though, we had to jump up and down on dad cause he was going the wrong direction on the track. He thought he was flying though, passing all those people and all! That's what a 4 stroke will do to you, shake your brain, cause loss of consciousness and halucinations (thinking that you're way ahead of the pack!)!
 

MXDad

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Ol'89r - wasn't me he heard that from, you know I'd never betray a darkside brother! (especially to one of those 2 smoke guys)
 

a454elk

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Gosh guys, didn't mean to cause any problems amongst the dark siders. You guys turn on each other pretty quick though! I think it's called 2 stroke envy. It's not the size of the stroke nor how many you need to get the job done, as long as it gets done!
 

TwinSpar

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XRBubba. That's gonna stick! :eek:
 

TwinSpar

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Just for XRBubba. :p

Here's your sign....
 

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JasonJ

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Well, if you do it youll have to take the blue pill, forget all usefull knowlage of anything lose a few IQ points, gain a few pounds and send your quad to the dealer for any repairs no matter how trivial. We will deny any knowlage of you having been a biker of corse.
"A long time have I watched this one, He is not ready! He is to old to begin the training,, yes, he is to old.,,,,,, Will he finish what he started?,,,,,, Will he?
 

XRpredator

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D'OH! I just can't win!

bbbom, I'd have Bubba2 on 2-wheels, but balance has yet eluded him. He's still trying, though. Trust me, he'd rather have a dirt bike!
 

bbbom

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I see, he's a bit balance challenged at this point. Is this something that runs in the family?

I know one of the guys here at work has been struggling with being balance impaired for most of his life. It makes the few times he's gone mountain biking with me quite interesting. I always take the cell phone because he seems to tip over on every trip.

I had to start sneaking out to go ride without him because the boss accused me of picking on the guy and I kinda felt sorry for him. Not enough that I didn't point and laugh when he tipped over but, you know ya gotta do that!
 

TwinSpar

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Watch the smack talk ktmboy. Extreme smack talk could land you in the PitSally Hall of Shame. :p

An addition to StevieBerry is in the works. Soon he will not stand alone. We will have a second member sometime in the not too distant future. :eek:
 

XRpredator

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
. . . An addition to StevieBerry is in the works. Soon he will not stand alone . . .
Who is it?! Who is it?!

I can't wait! :p
 

TwinSpar

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Hmmmm.... Let's just say the handlebar streamers, training wheels, and uuuuh... special graphics are "to die for". Stay tuned.....
 

WR 250

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Damn you guys are harsh! But it makes for a funny thread.

I'm curious? What do the rest of you ride when it's too cold and icy for bikes and not enough snow for sleds? Me, I ride the quad. Fall and early winter is the best riding of the year for "goonbuggies". :D
 

bwalker

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Dont kill me fellas , but I just put a deposit down on a sportsman 700....For a hunting rig of cours!
 

XRpredator

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Don't forget to get lots o' bungees to strap down your cooler! Can't be shakin' up them beers! :p
 

a454elk

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Ktmboy, why'd you have to bring me into this! I thought you were a fellow 2 smoke buddy. Alright, now you're gonna get it. Next time, I'm tying the rope around your waste!
 

bwalker

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Don't forget to get lots o' bungees to strap down your cooler! Can't be shakin' up them beers!

Forget the cooler.I am already designing a trailer to hall a kegerator and a big jar of pickled eggs.
 

VintageDirt

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Originally posted by bwalker


Forget the cooler.I am already designing a trailer to hall a kegerator and a big jar of pickled eggs.
Throw in some sauerkraut and beans and you can convert to CNG.
 
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