The "True" Dark Side is Calling Me!

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Dirty Dave

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• Nov 3, 2001

• #76

Originally posted by MikeT
Quads...... Yuck! That means you'll have to tear up peoples lawns, ride in the street at all hours of the night, AND do it all with no helmet on! :scream:

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don't forget :mad: ...
A. Endless donuts in the staging area gravel parking lot with three year old child on-board"
B. Dragging the trailer hitch in a wheelee across said parking area
C.The highly skilled art of riding at a very high rate of speed through every puddle within ten miles with one knee on the seat.

 

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Danman

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• Nov 3, 2001

• #77

Don't forget to wiggle the handle bars and get it up on two wheels :p Of course this must be done with no helmet.

 

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MBFTY

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• Nov 3, 2001

• #78

The light

Hey Okie? If this is anything like ROTC, Do I get a ribbon for recruitment? :p

Imagine how much fun you would have had on a true performance machine!

XRP, of all the people I would expect to consider going to ATVs... There is only one person on here who has flamed me more than you and thats Rich. :)
(Maybe now I have a goal for myself?)

The fact is, you do have a more enjoyable time when recreationally riding on an ATV than a bike. If you want to stop sit on the side of the trail, you can, and you even have a nice recliner to do it in! Crossbar pads make great pillows.

I suggest that you go and find yourself a nice performance ATV. You will have 4 times the fun than any utility.

 

VintageDirt

Baked Spud

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• Nov 3, 2001

• #79

Re: The light

Originally posted by MBFTY
If you want to stop sit on the side of the trail, you can, and you even have a nice recliner to do it in! Crossbar pads make great pillows.

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If you're looking for total relaxation and sleeping comfort, a snowsmobile is the way to go.:confused: But they are best enjoyed while still on the showroom floor. Especially after a night on the town.

 

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MBFTY

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• #80

Im still shocked...

Im still shocked about this... XRP...Wow.

See? When I tell you ATVs can be fun, I dont lie.

At least I know that XRP will be a responsible ATV rider. We need more people like that.

 

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MBFTY

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• Nov 3, 2001

• #81

Originally posted by Dirty Dave

don't forget :mad: ...
C.The highly skilled art of riding at a very high rate of speed through every puddle within ten miles with one knee on the seat.

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I couldn't help but to reply to this...

To call it a highly skilled art is to underestimate. Front end floating is something that takes years of practice to even begin to comprehend. :think

You can thank the guys on the old US90s for inventing this miracle of ATV flotation. :)

 

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yzeater

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• Nov 4, 2001

• #82

Okay. Let's review the facts. You want to trade two tires in for four. That's twice as much work to change them (and they wear out quickly when you spin donuts in gravel). 250 lbs for 500 lbs. Twice as much work to pick up when you fall. Beer.

 

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AssClown SuperPowers

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• #83

I wondered how long it'd take before Embeefitty would comment!

Sorry "MB" -- the quad's really only for hunting. If I want something high-performance, it has 2 wheels! :)

Goofy quad people! Now here, hold my beer!:confused:

 

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ktmboy

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• Nov 4, 2001

• #84

We stopped for a water break during a ride yesterday, and lo and behold, here come two guys on quads wearing full protective gear. I started laughing to myself, thinking about every quad rider thread I have read here, but realized what was going on when they got closer:THEY WERE FOREST RANGERS! This made me laugh even harder, as I realized that you have to be a government employee to ride a quad with gear on!:p