Thieves suck!!!!!!!!

[Green Horn]

Yep, and I sadly admit that I chomped down that hook and got reeled in. :confused:

 

[Milk]

Originally posted by justql
Don't you live in Norman? NO, SW OKC, just moved from Moore
Isn't Tinker in Midwest City? Yes, but have you ever gone out of the city to buy something Mr. Silly Man?
How'd OKC get invlolved? Cuz thats where I be stayin' in mah crib yo
You sold a 1997 for $2050? Yessir, and I was happy with that cept I wanted 2200.00

Well, it was fun while it lasted! These boards have been so dead I just wanted to stir some poo and liven things up. :) I only wish the rest of the story could have played out....

I wanna thank all of you who played your parts. You were very helpful.

For the record, Im stupid, but not that stupid. No way in Hades I'd not take that money back. I have seen Office Space too, Cam, and I dont wanna go to a "Federal......prison." :)

 

[Okiewan]

Glad I read the whole thing.... Milk was about to get hammered.

 

[Smit-Dog]

Milk - You are such an ass-clown....

Here are some other suggestions the next time you're bored:

- Call in a bomb threat for a flight leaving La Guardia

- Post "Slut-Wanted" posters around town with pictures of some of the local ladies

- Get a plastic toy gun, and run into a police station yelling, screaming, and pointing it at people

- Book a flight to Columbia, South America. Wrap a couple dozen baggies full of baking soda, and put them in your carry-on luggage. Sweat profusely, lick your lips a lot, and act agitated while checking in through security.

- Shove 10-15 marbles up your butt, then go to emergency complaining of a sharp pain in your lower intestine.

- Better yet, shove your finger up your butt, then ask your buddy to verify that you got lucky last night

:moon:

 

[dirty~d~]

Milk, you deserve a spanking for that!!! I know just the right person to administer it. ;)

Next time you get bored, go play in the elevator. :silly: :confused:

(And no, I don't believe you're THAT stupid.)

 

[Milk]

I have an idea:

I want Rich to spank me, while Smit-Dog shoves 10-15 marbles up my butt. :)

Smit, why should I go and do all of those things when I can play practical jokes on people from my desk with way less effort? :moon:

 

[truespode]

Originally posted by Milk
I want Rich to spank me, while Smit-Dog shoves 10-15 marbles up my butt. :)

Gomer would be too jeolous if that was allowed!!

Ivan

 

[sfc crash]

milk...you da man! sa-weet. all i have to do is NOT post for a couple of days, don't start trouble on chat for a couple of days(i have an excemption for jamie harrassement) and you turn into the A-hole of the day and my stock steadily rises. :moon:

 

[Smit-Dog]

Originally posted by Milk
...I want Rich to spank me, while Smit-Dog shoves 10-15 marbles up my butt. :)

No problem bud - whatever turns your crank. I just bought a new wrist-rocket that will launch those puppies so far up your anal tract you'll be gagging on 'em. Not that it would feel strange to you...

:eek:

 

[Milk]

Originally posted by Smit-Dog

I just bought a new wrist-rocket that will launch those puppies so far up your anal tract you'll be gagging on 'em.

I take it you are speaking from experience? :moon:

 

[Green Horn]

Originally posted by Milk


I take it you are speaking from experience? :moon:

Yep, I heard he tested it out on some cattle in a near by riding area. :laugh: I think you'll be the first human though. :)

After this whole thread all I can keep saying to myself is,"Goddammit that Milk guy is an a-hole." :moon:

 

[Smit-Dog]

I've seen the pics and heard the stories from DW.... I don't think bending over and hoping for a reach-around is anything new for you...

:moon:

 

[RM_guy]

Holy crap. First it was Thump and Twinnes "falling out" and now this! I can't wait to see the next soap opera develop ;)

Quite entertaining :)

 

[Milk]

Originally posted by Smit-Dog
...I don't think bending over and hoping for a reach-around is anything new for you...

Anything less would be uncivilized....:)

 

[MrLuckey]

Good joke, however I have to let some of you know how I feel. After yesterday's debacle in the chat room and todays good haha funny I feel there are about 4-5 more people that I can no longer trust. I'm all for a good joke however I guess I am simpleminded because I just don't get the humor. I happen to have a lot going on personally (as do some of you) and just don't have the time to decipher fiction from fact, trusted friend from casual acquaintance.

I still consider you all good acquaintances but if you some of you post tomorrow that "relative has disease", "job is in question", "or life sucks in general" please don't be too offended when I respond with a smiley. You've made your own beds on the "what do I believe front".

I've talked to a few people from DRN that are more than acquaintances and I have come to the conclusion that this post is the only truthful and (healthy for me right now) thing to do.

I realize that I may lose a certain "connection" with a couple of you that I thought I had but if so........ it probably wasn't a connection worth having in the first place.

Sorry fellas, this is probably more my problem than it is about this post and the CRAP thats been going on in the chat room but stuff I needed to get off my chest anyway.

If the chat room has turned into "whats been going on the last couple of days, let me know." I really have better things to do.

 

[MrLuckey]

I apologize for the drama to the folks that aren't chat room regulars, you probably wont fully understand but ............

 

[Treejumper]

As i read this i just kept thinking "Milk cant be that stupid, can he?"

Anyways i'm glad to hear it wasnt "true".

 

[TwinSpar]

Eddie,

I understand where you are coming from and can understand your frustration but on the other hand chat tends to stretch... ah hell... it wraps reality around about 5 times and get's pulled out of someone's ass!  I'm a man of my word so I promise if you ask for the truth (from me) from now on, you shall have it (privately if need be).  It's kinda funny but... there are some people that I hate pulling a fast one on.  I honestly felt funny pulling the wool over your eyes.  You can have Speedy spank me if it will make you feel better! ;) 

 

[Smit-Dog]

Originally posted by MrLuckey
.. I'm all for a good joke however I guess I am simpleminded because I just don't get the humor.

No, I don't think you're simpleminded, I just think it was a pretty lame attempt at a joke. Where was the joke? Tell a plausible story, and ha ha - the joke is on you? If that's funny, then the boy who cried wolf was comic brillance...

 

[XRpredator]

. . . idling at the curb, ready to change the window sticker if need be . . .

 

[Smit-Dog]

... now that's funny! :)

 

[Green Horn]

Ooh, can I ride shotgun? :)

 

[mrmodine]

Good grief! You suck dude. I'm just sitting here and thinking..."What a dumbass"

I was starting to wonder if that spill at Merwin really knocked something loose in there.

 

[Ol'89r]

Had me goin' Milk. Didn't know quite how to respond to that one. :scream:

Take that! :moon: :laugh: :thumb:

 

[a454elk]

Milk... :|