Things I wonder about.

[Okiewan]

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Evian backwards: NAIVE.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that someone enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed-UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

What's another word for thesaurus?
Discuss.

 

[fender92883]

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Evian backwards: NAIVE.

:laugh:

 

[joereitman]

Okie you have way too much time on your hands dude! Although that is some funny stuff. LOL

 

[pdiddy]

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

 

[BSWIFT]

P.W.B.(posting while board)

 

[Okiewan]

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

Not that I'm aware of.

 

[Okiewan]

P.W.B.(posting while board)

Yup.

 

[Offroadr]

P.W.B.(posting while board)

bored? :eek:

Wheres that thesaurus?

 

[gwcrim]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one of them enjoys it?

I don't know about anyone else, but I sure do! :uh:

 

[Dapper]

Semi-boneless Ham?
Jumbo Shrimp? :think:

 

[XRpredator]

why is it cargo on a ship, but you ship it in a rail car?

 

[Ol'89r]

How do tornadoes know where the trailer parks are located??? :ohmy:

 

[Akira]

I have a good one, my dad told me this:

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? :thumb:

 

[Smit-Dog]

More from the list...

http://www.barstoolracing.net/Dumb Questions.htm

http://www.shanmonster.com/forum/48015.html

 

[Okiewan]

ah ha! I found a new signature!

 

[XRpredator]

LMAO!! I'm gonna use that tonigh . . . er, scratch that. I don't really like sleeping on the couch. :eek:

 

[a454elk]

Lmao!

 

[Farmer John]

I don't really like sleeping on the couch. :eek:

I do... it's like camping :thumb:

 

[dirty~d~]

Aren't those George Carlin quotes?

He used them in his book, but that doesn't mean he came up with them.

 

[Rooster]

LOL, cabin fever is running rampant!!

If "PRO" is the opposite of "CON" . . . let's think a bit about what the opposite of PROgress is . . .

 

[BSWIFT]

Doh!

 

[Green Horn]

I do... it's like camping :thumb:

LMAO!

 

[hoosierf]

Reminds me of pot talk on the "Johnny B Show"

 

[Akira]

I have another one :)

"If a mute swears, Does his mother wash his hands with soap? :thumb:
-Akira

 

[Jon K.]

How come Captain Kirk and Spock beam down to the surface and immediately pull out their phasers? Shouldn't they already have them out? 'Cause you just know there is something lurking behind that rock.