XRpredator said:I never said I wasn't lazy. Hell, I got electric start.
trial_07 said:So who was that girl you named Rockstar :laugh:
And the thought "This is going to hurt..."Akira said:Being thrown over the bars slows time to almost a complete stop. You know just enough time for you to reflect on what has happened, what is happening, and what is going to be the outcome of what is going to happen.
dales298 said:You missed one pred.
Chuck Norris _____ (Fill in blanks)
Dale
loudandproud said:A normal human can not drink a Gallon of %2 milk in a lunch period.
JuliusPleaser said:2. Always be absolutely certain you hung up the phone before you start cussing the woman you were just talking to.
Softball sized rocks roosting from an XR650 give you a dead arm that lasts days.Chokey said:You haven't endered being roosted until you've had a quarter of a brick hit you square in the nose after being rocketed out of the rear wheel of a CR500.
A brick flying at 60 mph will break your nose.
:cool:Ol'89r said:Chuck Norris wears Ricky Carmichael underwear. :yikes: ;)
RedBull said:When working on your bike a "this will only take a few minutes" is equal to hours in real time.
No matter how many times you take apart and put back together your bike you'll always have one bolt or washer left... always :
MXGirl230 said:Never jump side by side with another C class rider
Don't forget "Don't piss off forum moderators"imbackkid said:*noone has ever completely mastered a bike, no matter what they think, and as soon as they lose respect for it, they get hurt.
* don't let your friends ride your stuff
* diconnect the spark plug so your friends can't ride your stuff
*theres a safety on nailguns for a reason.
*it's in your best interest to have selective hearing, not bad hearing, so keep your bike qiet and your helmet on. best to pretend you have an excuse for not hearing someone say something to you then to actually have one :)
flyingfuzzball said:never pass someone who cant ride a straight line
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