Top Five DW03 Quotes

[Brian]

The entire DirtWeek experience was memorable, but as always, a few choice quotes/phrases/conversations will leave the largest impression, here are a few of what I thought to be the funniest.

5. "In Texas, armadillos are born dead on the side of the road."
4. "It must have been a butt duck."
3. "Me too, I have tons of animals. People leave them at my door and I take them in and care for them."
2. "I saw the space station docking."

and the number one DW03 qoute...

"You need a longer driveway."
:laugh: :)


I'm sure I missed some good ones. Anyone else care to contribute?

 

[BEEF706]

Top five for me;
5. That dingo stole my chicken
4. Have you seen my baseball
3. My ribs hurt.
2. Don't call me Sarge.
1. Looks like a tarantula eating a turkey leg.
(you have to guess who said what ) but the most common thing I heard was; Dayuum (Right after DrD. and Coop came by) :worship:

 

[tx246]

vote for most ironic was tarakers tshirt. you know, the one that said something to the effect that "its not funny when somebody gets hurt.....its hilarious". hope you are feeling better matt. oh yeah another quote is how somebody's tall tales always started with "i was 5th and pinned....." :)

 

[JuliusPleaser]

5. The throttle stuck.
4. I'll be happy to show you how to jump that step-up.
3. I was driving down the road with a coffee in one hand and a biscuit in the other, and this chick hit me.
2. No, officer. I'm not impaired.
1. EDDIEEEE! (I heard this one 1,437 times throughout the week. I never knew that one word could be spoken with so many different degrees of inflection.)

 

[taraker]

I was 5th & pinned yesterday, right to Lewisville emergency room.

 

[oldguy]

uh Taraker I think Okies "You really shouldn't race that 2nd B moto" is right up there :(

 

[XRpredator]

hell, there were more than 5!

• "FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"
• "Damn, Milk, yer nastier than Bob Petrico!"
• "I don't see a beer in your hand, here ya go!"
• "Look at the Shriners!"
• "Damn, that's smoooooth"
• "Show me your nuggets"
• "I think those are prosthetics"
• "OOOOOOOF!!!!"
• "OH MY GOD! THAT'S what the kitten killing is all about?!!?!"
• "When's Lou gonna ride thru the fire again?"
• "Just tell 'em it was Jet Lag."
• "She's disqualified! She's bribing 'em!"
• "He ain't got no clothes on but red panties!"

And, of course, the one I personally heard most often . . .

"WHERE'S PRED?!?!"

There were more, but they can't be said here!

 

[Timr]

Okie's quote to me right after I finished bikes with lights MX:  "Well, we only have two more heats to run, then I don't have to worry about anyone else getting hurt, unless someone chokes on the Bar-B-Q tonight."

 

[Patman]

From down on the MX starting gate.
Patman: "Matt you finished 11th, it's a sign you shouldn't be here."
Taraker: "What are you talkin' 'bout? That guy that got 5th left early so I COULD be here."

 

[Patman]

My buddy DougRoost wins the Pigout 137 piece tool set. Goes and sits back down and it's quiet for a few moments then......

CRASH! (and the sounds of little metallic pieces piling up on the ground)

Okie: "Well now it's a 132 piece tool set."

 

[ksp]

"It's all for fun"

 

[oldguy]

Originally posted by ksp
"It's all for fun"

I know I overused that but I hope it saved at least 1 person.

 

[Patman]

We might have beaten the words "It's all for fun" in to the ground at every event but it seems like things might be getting taken a little to seriously in some of the competetive events so it's not like there's a 50,000 uses maximum on the phrase.

 

[gospeedracer]

Originally posted by Stan_Flemmings
4. "It must have been a butt duck."

I heard that from my tent after I went to bed! Grrrrrr... :debil:

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess BigLou's least favorite quote of the week.........
"NO Lou!! BAD Lou, BAD!!!" :p

 

[Txbigguy]

You need to get a longer driveway......
Make sure that driveway is gravel.......
:p
Oh and see my quote..

Also I remember myself saying "I didnt know my bike was that fast" while watching Dr. D ride the heck out of my bike....

 

[Jamir]

okay I will play


1.When does Pred get here?
2.He ain't all that big.
3.It wasn't like you guys were pulling off a covert operation, you were a bunch of loud ass drunks (Lou's response to the dead kittens outside his tent)
4.JAMIR!!!.......
5.No clearing the jumps in the C class.



and the bonus, courtesy of a454elk

That is the first time I broke into a vehicle without at least grabbing the stereo.

 

[biglou]

Originally posted by gospeedracer
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess BigLou's least favorite quote of the week.........
"NO Lou!! BAD Lou, BAD!!!" :p

Hehe, my memory's a bit fuzzy, but I seem to remember thinking it was quite funny at the time! :laugh:

 

[evenslower]

I'd type more but I've got to go sit on my hand.

Thanks for that one Sarge.

 

[Smitty]

1. Damn that's smooth.
2. That looks like something I just backed out.
3. Don't take this wrong, but I think you're crazy.
4. I think we need to put a tire down to sit on.
5. DAMMIT!!

 

[gospeedracer]

"That tent looks like it's giving birth to a breech baby every morning when he climbs out of it!"

LMAO!!!

 

[Mikeb]

1. I told you not to race that second moto Matt

2. Who is that on the KDX?

3. I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes

4. You're eating what? BooDan?

5. Did you fart?  

 

[blackhawk468]

"holy schitt its a girl" (milk after grabbing nikki's "balls")

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Originally posted by oldguy

I know I overused that but I hope it saved at least 1 person.

It was not overused Dave. FUN IS the spirit of DirtWeek and sometimes the racer mentality needs to be calmed down a bit :thumb:

 

[Bill Hibbs]

1. That man yelled at me.

2. Have you ever had Nut (Cow)

3. You've obviously never had Nut...

4. That Aussie's wearing a Thong..

5. That's about as exciting as sober missionary sex with someone you already know..

 

[Moteaux]

1. Just eat it... it's good.

2. I gotta get a fitty.

3. Did you see that whip?!

4. Natalieeeee!!!!

5. Is it going to rain today?