Lol,
1. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he goes up and the world goes down.
2. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
3. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
4. When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
5. Chuck Norris does not lift weights, weights rise before Chuck Norris.
6. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
7. The average person can do 80 exercises on the Total Gym. Chuck Norris can do 1,080.
Chuck Norris can do the 6 to 8 Minute Workout in 6 to 8 SECONDS.
A great Pilates exercise on the Total Gym is "Hug-A-Tree". Chuck Norris does not hug trees, he roundhouse kicks them.