Very Cool Non-Riding Event Planned for DW '03

[Okiewan]

Our very own a454elk has volunteered to wear one of those padded suits used in K-9 training... All attendees get to whack him with a baseball bat as hard as they want, 3 Swings, $5.00. All proceeds to charity. Look for the sign-up sheet "Beat The Crap out of a Cop" Line-up on each side of the big step-up... Elk will be rolled down it, taking a beating all the way to the bottom :aj:

Not to be out done, billywho will wear the suit as well... if Billy has broken anything of yours over the last two DW's, here's your chance for a little payback! 1 swing for each broken part, motor, shirt, whatever! Sign up for:
"Bust-Up Buster"!



(note: management reserves the right to cancel this event without notice)

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Line forms behind me :yeehaw:

 

[Treejumper]

Just be sure to let us beat up ELk first. Otherwise the bat will probably break with the first swing at Billy. :)

 

[Patman]

"Oops!.... Hey Pat who's chair is this?"
"Mine." :eek:

BATTER UP!
:p

 

[Danman]

Well, if its for charity I would be happy to beat someone with a baseball bat :laugh:

 

[Patman]

I want to see RICH send Elk over the fence :scream:

 

[Okiewan]

"it could be, it could be!.... IT IS!!! "

I've got three swings coming...

1 - Helmet Cam
2 - C-Dog water bowl.
3 - 1 bowl of freshly sqeezed lemon juice

C-Dog is in for number two. He asked me to sharpen his teeth with a file. I think he's serious :eek:

 

[BillyWho]

:laugh: :whiner:

 

[IrishEKU]

If everything works out over the Summer, I'll take a roll down the hill!

I'm sure everyone want's to take a hit at me. :p

Sounds like a blast! :thumb:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Can I bring my OWN bat ?

 

[oldguy]

Someway I gotta be able to piun my knee on him and since I missed almost 4 months of work I get 4 swings

 

[IrishEKU]

Originally posted by Rich Rohrich
Can I bring my OWN bat ?

Bring it! :p

Try and get blood from a stone! ;)

 

[mdkuder]

Well, think i'll toss some creepy crawlies in his suit and watch him (said in my best Schwarzenegger voice) scream like a little girl! Then beat the hell out of him with my escrima sticks.

 

[Papakeith]

You sure about this Elk?! :p
mwha, Mhwa, Mwhahaha,MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :laugh: :yeehaw: :laugh:
OK, who's gonna bankroll me on this one?

 

[Patman]

LOL! I think a 5er is all he'll be able to take from YOU PK!
"Hey where the heck did Carlos go?"
"I don't know I lost him in the clouds!"

 

[a454elk]

Bring it on you Nancys! I'll be astride my lil fitty so you'll have to hit a moving target. Good luck to you all and may the best Nancy win. Yeah whatever PK, you'll take one swing and your pants will probably fall down.:p:) And Rich, we'll get him a step ladder so's he can at least take out my knees!;):moon:

 

[Farmer John]

I don't need no stinking bat.

I'm just gonna drop a few bugs down in that suit. :moon:

 

[fatherandson]

I'll donate $5 as long as PK can take my turn with bat.

I will leave billy alone.  I do not let him touch anything I own.

Great idea for entertainment!!

 

[Ol'89r]

:thumb: I'm taking out a loan. :laugh: :yeehaw: :yeehaw:

Jeeze, I may have to sell my house for this one. :flame: