Well...I'm gonna be a dad!!! first time!
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Life's REAL & best ENDURO, KIDS
Big CONGRATS SVTMc-G ! 34 sounds like a great age to become a dad. I just turned 50 & we have 6 & 9 year old boys (got a bit of a late start) & love every second of being a dad. We captured a picture of our oldest, at the age of 4, throwing his leg over the seat of his pw50 for the first time & realizing it was his. Our 6year old his hot on his tail & riding already too. Take thousands of pics, spend all the time you can on your kids cause they grow up real fast. Blink a couple of times & you'lle be at the tenth birthday party before you know it. Congrats to you & your Mrs.
Best of luck, Porkchop... :cool:
Big CONGRATS SVTMc-G ! 34 sounds like a great age to become a dad. I just turned 50 & we have 6 & 9 year old boys (got a bit of a late start) & love every second of being a dad. We captured a picture of our oldest, at the age of 4, throwing his leg over the seat of his pw50 for the first time & realizing it was his. Our 6year old his hot on his tail & riding already too. Take thousands of pics, spend all the time you can on your kids cause they grow up real fast. Blink a couple of times & you'lle be at the tenth birthday party before you know it. Congrats to you & your Mrs.
Best of luck, Porkchop... :cool:
Congratulations, to the misses and you! My grandson has his first, and last quad. If you can't walk, then they are acceptable, he is about 6 months old. Best of luck, Vintage Bob
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Best thing in the world. Your new life is just starting and it is great. I'm now 48 and youngest is four year old boy, who is the light of my life (has an XL70 waiting for him when he gets big enough). Also going to be a grandad come July. Exciting times !! Right before my first was born, I went out and bought the biggest box of diapers I could find (144, I think). My neighbor, who had three children, saw me unloading the box and I bragged about how I just bought all the diapers I thought I'd ever need. He fell to his knees, laughing so hard. I had no idea.......
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congratulations... great times and lost nights are just about to start.
yes, better than teenager times...
yes, better than teenager times...
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Chili said:
ditto that ...
Now the challenge will be to find even a scrap of a second for your own interests.
Good luck
I was out of bikes for most of my children's soccer careers ... which began at age 5 and went through high school graduation.
Here's a # that brought me to my knees, 1st years diaper requirement,5110. 2nd year,2555 @ 42.5 cents each. $3257.63, without sales tax. I did not believe it, so my dear & lovely wife proved it. Our 2nd child confirmed the # as being valid.
2strokerfun almost got it right, only a little off(7665-144=7521) prep. as soon as possible.
Once again Huge cograts to your mrs. & you ;)
144 on a new born lasts a week and a half.....
2strokerfun almost got it right, only a little off(7665-144=7521) prep. as soon as possible.
Once again Huge cograts to your mrs. & you ;)
144 on a new born lasts a week and a half.....
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Thanks everybody. you're always a great class a bunch of people, in my book! It's still early. 12 weeks and 3 days. We're both VERY excited. We're selling our house and we're gonna get a bigger place with some acreage. Told her I don't mind how much land we have as long there's enough yard to teach my kids how to ride! It's very important to me...even if they decide they're not into it. Maybe they'll be into music like me. I started drums at age four. so since that was expensive i never got to ride as a kid. Either way...as long as there's all limbs and fingers ,and they're healthy, I'm happy.
I already started shopping for a 50. It'l be something fun for me in the yard when i've had several beers, till they can get a leg over it.hahahaha
I already started shopping for a 50. It'l be something fun for me in the yard when i've had several beers, till they can get a leg over it.hahahaha
Wow, you're gonna be a VERY busy guy! House hunting with a pregnant woman? Good luck! :nener:
Are you guys going to find out the sex before birth? Plans for more?
Look for a 50 that's all modded for a big guy with stock parts included. You can ride it and beat all the big kid parts to death and then make it almost new again for Jr in a few years. :cool:
Are you guys going to find out the sex before birth? Plans for more?
Look for a 50 that's all modded for a big guy with stock parts included. You can ride it and beat all the big kid parts to death and then make it almost new again for Jr in a few years. :cool:
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Yes I am. she's a trooper though. tough girl.
yeah. we're gonna find out in march. I'm the usual. hoping for the second to be opposite sex of the first so I can call it done! I'd like to have two. wife agree's.haha
I like your idea for the 50. thanks!haha
yeah. we're gonna find out in march. I'm the usual. hoping for the second to be opposite sex of the first so I can call it done! I'd like to have two. wife agree's.haha
I like your idea for the 50. thanks!haha
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The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:
Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too
late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though 36-year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like
ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. If you wake up and find a suddenly green fish tank with all your fish
floating upside down, you will soon realize that your 3 year old has gotten
up in the middle of the night and emptied all the fish food and chemicals
into the tank. His way of saying you shouldn't have turned off the TV.
25. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day
the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to
her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the
pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon
me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher
paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One
little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy ****! A
talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
26. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too
late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though 36-year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like
ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. If you wake up and find a suddenly green fish tank with all your fish
floating upside down, you will soon realize that your 3 year old has gotten
up in the middle of the night and emptied all the fish food and chemicals
into the tank. His way of saying you shouldn't have turned off the TV.
25. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day
the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to
her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the
pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon
me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher
paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One
little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy ****! A
talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
26. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
The worst things about the pw50. YOUR KNEES hit the bars. Your weight can tweak the frame. Put a pw80 drive shaft parts in it. MOST important of all, its up to YOU to make damn sure them nut jobs in Washington exclude the lead ban on dirt bikes, stay on it through the ama website. Vintage Bob, who does not want to be a criminal riding dirt bikes with my grandson! Or anyone else in a similar situation. Dirt to the day I pass, and my children. Its the full circle thing.
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