Originally posted by Truespode
I usually do the pucker up with my butt, squeze the bars so tight that the grips split and piss all over myself when I go over a jump more then 10 feet.
If I ride for a long time (as in an Enduro) around mile 60 or 70 I usually have a brief attack of vomit followed by an extended attack of the dry heaves.
Shortly there after I'm swearing that I'll never ride again... ever.
Then I go home. Sleep and wake up only to dream of doing it all again.