Woods and RM caught again!

[a454elk]

These two guys just keep popping back up in the media again!


The Storm
>> They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance. She wished he would take her in his arms, comfort her, protect her from the storm, she wanted that... Then the power went out.

She screamed. He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He did not hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on, as did their growing passion...

There came a moment when each knew they had to be together. They knew it was wrong ... their families would not understand... but... so consumed in their passion, they didn't hear the door open... the click of the light switch... the power was back on, and...

 

[Rooster]

ROTF! :)

Elk, you never cease to amaze me with your investigative abilities! :)

Oh, and you should consider getting a side job writing for, uh, one of those, ummmm magizines, ya know. :eek:

 

[RM_guy]

Now that's funny :) Where do you find this stuff? I swear there were no cameras in the room :confused:

 

[DANIEL JOSEPH]

I'm going riding with those two in a couple of weeks. I assume I'm safe as long as I'm in a well lite area and aren't left alone with either or both. Should I bring my mace or some other type of replent ?

 

[RM_guy]

Dan,
Just bring "Off Woods Repelent". If all else fails, hit him in the head with the can. :p

 

[a454elk]

Hey Daniel, just make sure your rainbow sticker is well hidden, it tends to excite those two nancies!:):):) And for heaven's sake, don't let them bring up the rear!:)

 

[Papakeith]

LMAO :):)
Finally, the truth is out!

 

[DANIEL JOSEPH]

Originally posted by a454elk
Hey Daniel, just make sure your rainbow sticker is well hidden, it tends to excite those two nancies!:):):) And for heaven's sake, don't let them bring up the rear!:)

My rainbow sticker? I'm not the one from California :debil:

 

[RM_guy]

Originally posted by DANIEL JOSEPH
My rainbow sticker? I'm not the one from California :debil:

Becareful Dan and don't russle his feathers (he's got lots of them). He might take another picture of his pets in some lude position again and say it's you :eek:

 

[DANIEL JOSEPH]

Originally posted by RM_guy

Becareful Dan and don't russle his feathers (he's got lots of them). He might take another picture of his pets in some lude position again and say it's you :eek:

You sure those are his pets and not left over from Saturday nights dates :eek:

 

[a454elk]

:moon: :moon: :):)

 

[a454elk]

Can you believe it, I got some negative from someone that didn't want to sign their name?! And for your information Mr. ?, not everything on this site is dirt bike related, if you can't see that yourself. Sorry if you feel I need to grow up, maybe you need to relax and enjoy life a little. Trust me, I've grown up way too much, I've got the bills and responsibility to prove it.:D

 

[RM_guy]

Originally posted by a454elk
Can you believe it, I got some negative from someone that didn't want to sign their name?! And for your information Mr. ?, not everything on this site is dirt bike related, if you can't see that yourself. Sorry if you feel I need to grow up, maybe you need to relax and enjoy life a little. Trust me, I've grown up way too much, I've got the bills and responsibility to prove it.:D

Wasn't me but I should of, you dirty rotten scoundrel :debil:

 

[bsmith]

It's those dam legions of little Leprechauns again :scream:

Maybe whoever it was is hiding in the "woods" :D

 

[DANIEL JOSEPH]

Wasn't me either. Bet you it was Papakeith, he's jealous of the photo you took of woodsrider cheaten on him

 

[a454elk]

:):) I doubt it. Must be someone that got a ticket or something, oh well.

 

[KiwiBird]

I used to watch kid's shows on TV, now I just come here and get WAY more entertainment!!

 

[Rooster]

Someone out there has a lack of sense of humor. I got some negative from Mr? a while back too.

 

[Papakeith]

Originally posted by DANIEL JOSEPH
Wasn't me either. Bet you it was Papakeith, he's jealous of the photo you took of woodsrider cheaten on him

'twern't me. I'll bet Elk gave it to himself so he could garner the sympathy vote. :moon:

 

[a454elk]

:moon: :moon:!!!!! :):)

 

[Ol'89r]

Awww, heck elk. You gots megga moi mass mojo. :eek: Like your gonna miss it. :scream: Wasn't me either.

Cheer up Mr? :) :moon:

 

[a454elk]

Elk need mojo!! Elk is happy elk but not everything happening is dirt bike related! Well maybe it is, elk like dirt bikes, elk sees or hears these things, that mean it IS dirt bike related:):)

 

[bscottr]

Another good one from the elk. Too funny! :)

BTW: Negative 'jo should come with a signature. :|
Twinny's back online today. :think:
Elk, how do you know it was a Mr. that sent it? This is an equal opportunity site ya know. :D

 

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by bscottr

Twinny's back online today. :think:

And your point is????

 

[bscottr]

Originally posted by TwinSpar
And your point is????

It had to be you that sent Elk the Mojo, albeit negative. AND if you didn't, I know you wanted too. :)