Work Jokes.Post clean ones

[ditchrider]

What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 35.

Nice Weld.

How can you tell I "like" welding. Yuck.ouch oh my god I'm on fire.

:silly:

 

[stormer94]

What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 35.

How about,

"Why yes, I would like fries with that"...

:confused:

 

[biglou]

How 'bout, "Good morning, boss"!!:scream: Just kidding! I have a great boss (As long as he never, ever reads DRN!).

Here's a whole list of ideas for that next performance review:

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig."

"I would not allow this employee to breed"

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

"This employee should go far, and the sooner the better"

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"

"He would argue with a signpost"

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"

"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one"

"A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens"

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it"

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change"

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

 

[R White]

I work for cable TV




get it?

 

[XRpredator]

Originally posted by ditchrider
What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 35?

"No, I do not want to change my long distance carrier/get my windshield fixed/get a new credit card/donate to some oddball charity."

 

[biglou]

Uh, actually, I'm getting ready to go weld on a couple supports to this box-loading device. I kinda like to weld. Of course, I don't do it all day, every day. Then again, nobody ever says "Nice weld" when I'm done, either! It may not be pretty, but I can stick two pieces of metal together. If they stay that way when the clamps come off, even better!:D

 

[JPIVEY]

Originally posted by ditchrider

What do you say to a guy with an IQ of 35.

And just what part of the internet did you invent ?

 

[LoriKTM]

I just received this in e-mail...

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a software company. During
the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now.
You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others,
"Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which
the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been
eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and
Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat
the janitor!"