Doesn't matter.... he's only the flavor of the month! As soon as they discover the real racers in CA, he'll be relegated to that great big "fad flavor" sale rack! Tuti Fruity this month..... Mocha Almond Marrachino (sp?) Cherry Bubblegum next month. ;)
Elk: Looks like you rolled that stop back there, fella. Whatsay you step outta the truck while I take a look inside
Driver: Sure, officer. But I really thought I made a complete stop. The funeral procession took a while to pass through and I...
Elk: Hey, that smart mouth of yours could get you into more trouble. Now you put your hands on my hood while I have a looksee. And if I see you even flinch, I'll jam my taser into yer nuts & my nightstick up yer $*(@#&.
Driver: Yes sir
Elk, from inside the van: Hey, what's in these freezers, it isn't drugs is it?
Driver: No sir, ice cream
Elk: Don't toy with me, fella. I better open up a few containers to make sure. You sit tight. And remember what I said. If you think I'm kidding, ask the Snap-On man why he's got a limp.
a few minutes later
Driver: Sir, I've got an event I'm supposed to cater in 5 minutes and...
Elk, voice muffled: 'm 'moft done... juft one more 'o sheck...
Maybe one evening The Elkephant Man will be able to answer once and for all the strange concidence of why a donut hole and a night stick are the same size.
Elk they didn't make you put the ice cream truck music in the ELKAMINO did they?! Hey have fun at DW and don't whip on the Michigan Trail riders too much, i need my riding buddies to come back
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