Beard or not

[zio]

just shave the part above your lip. Go Amish. Those Amish men are all about pleasing the ladies, or "nummings" as I guess you wierdo's in R.I. call it.

 

[zio]

Originally posted by Flying Scot


The goat is not for you, or for Lou or Zio for that matter ( it looked like they dribbled their chew, ROOKIES ) :)

My goat makes me less attractive to the gays. Otherwise, I'm queer bait. I've been told so by many a gay man. No ladies seem to ever compliment me, though. I'm a goner in jail. My hairless arms, chest, back & butt would surely betray me. And I'm not much of a fighter so I need all the superficial rape prevention help I can get.

 

[a454elk]

Hey twinkie, you still owe me a bike wash so shut your cake hole fruitie pie. :moon: PK, back hair rules, in your case though, you'd look like a walking football field.

 

[Papakeith]

keep digging Mister®. . . :think:

 

[a454elk]

:moon: :moon:

 

[FLYIN_KAW]

Dude I didn't even know you had or still have a beard.
What up wit dat.
Shave the sucker if you want, or keep it.
I'll still laugh at you anyway.
:)

 

[Okiewan]

It's pile hole ya LYM.

 

[MX-727]

Which way do you think I look best?

Ski mask?  Mummy wrap?   :p

 

[biglou]

Originally posted by MX-727


Ski mask? Mummy wrap? :p

LMAO!!!

Or how about this: Freaking BEHIND ME at the finish line for COTT this year? :flame:

 

[firecracker22]

This is one of the funniest threads ever.

I like facial hair on men, couldn't say why. As long as it is well-groomed that is.

 

[FLYIN_KAW]

hey does the clam chowder stick nicely to your beard????????

 

[squeaky]

Originally posted by FLYIN_KAW
hey does the clam chowder stick nicely to your beard????????

Ahem...that's Chowdaaaaa

 

[Tony Eeds]

Originally posted by SqueakyGirl


Ahem...that's Chowdaaaaa

Sooooo true .... no r is pronounced in any word except those that DON'T have them. And they talk about suthern speech :moon:

 

[squeaky]

You mean...

What kind of soder would you like with your chowda?

 

[Wolf]

This should help make your decision...

 

[zio]

Okie, while you may be doing some mental dreaming of PK's "pile hole", we're actually talking about his "pie hole". Different ends. Both warrant shaving, though.

 

[FLYIN_KAW]

Originally posted by zio
Okie, while you may be doing some mental dreaming of PK's "pile hole", we're actually talking about his "pie hole". Different ends. Both warrant shaving, though.

NIIIIICE :moon: :thumb:

 

[Green Horn]

Go for the beard!! I now have myself an Involuntary Beard, as in I just got lazy and haven't shaved in the last couple weeks. I must say that I am one sexy bitch now. :laugh: I mean hey, I even got a compliment at a bar last weekend..."How come all the hot guys are married??" I was asked that by some girl at the bar HONESTLY. Oh and she must have been wasted. HONESTLY ;)

 

[a454elk]

Leave the beard and the hairy butt, that way we can't tell if you're coming or going.;) :moon: Shave it right down the middle, no not your buttola, your grape. That'll turn some heads.

 

[zio]

Trim the grass around the ol' flag pole. Ladies prefer a clean cut lawn as much as men do.

 

[KelvinKDX]

Originally posted by Tony Eeds
Do both ....

Keep your beard and shave your HEAD :scream:

Here, here!! :thumb: