zio
Mr. Atlas
- Jul 28, 2000
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I just have to let everyone know how awesome “zia” is. Yesterday when I got home from work, she and I were watching the news and talking about the economy, our decision to keep our 5 year old minivan instead of buying a new Honda Odyssey, etc. There was a significant pause in our conversation as we were fixated on one of Neil Cavuto's guests speaking about the current state of the market. After a while, she asked me an off the wall question- "Would you give up getting a motorcycle so that I could have liposuction?" Let me say my wife is not fat, but still has a bit of a tummy after our little girl was born in April, and like many women raising two kids just doesn't have the energy to got to the gym yet. I pondered her question seriously, then replied "Sure". I love my wife, and other than a sick shoe fetish, she's never asked for anything expensive ($500 or more) in our 7 year marriage. I often feel guilty for my hobbies that cost so much.
The conversation drifted back to the economy, and the uneasy feeling I have about going into further debt for a new car especially since I have several high-tech clients, many of which are dropping like flies. She got a sick look on her face, as if whe was ready to cry, and said "I was going to buy you a motorcycle for Christmas". All of a sudden I remembered all the questions she's been asking the last few days about what motorcycle I'd buy, how much do they cost, how would I transport it since I sold the trailer, she even asked if I'd ever go out and buy a motorcycle without telling her first (like I did with my CR). She planned on going down to the shop all by herself, picking me up the bike of my dreams, and having my brother-in-law sneak it into the living room in the wee hours of Christmas morning. She had even called around to a few shops already to price new kTm’s, & ask about financing.
I swear, my heart melted that instant. I was more upset for her than for myself, she honestly wanted to do that for me because she loves me so much. Wow. That’s just as good as actually getting the bike.
She still wanted to buy me one, even after the surprised was ruined, but I said it really wasn't a good idea for the family right now. We agreed to talk about it again after Christmas, and if all is well, let her go down and buy me a bike all by herself. I asked her if there wasn’t anything she wanted for herself instead, she said “no”. She wasn’t serious about the lipo, that was just a trick question to see where my heart was.
The conversation drifted back to the economy, and the uneasy feeling I have about going into further debt for a new car especially since I have several high-tech clients, many of which are dropping like flies. She got a sick look on her face, as if whe was ready to cry, and said "I was going to buy you a motorcycle for Christmas". All of a sudden I remembered all the questions she's been asking the last few days about what motorcycle I'd buy, how much do they cost, how would I transport it since I sold the trailer, she even asked if I'd ever go out and buy a motorcycle without telling her first (like I did with my CR). She planned on going down to the shop all by herself, picking me up the bike of my dreams, and having my brother-in-law sneak it into the living room in the wee hours of Christmas morning. She had even called around to a few shops already to price new kTm’s, & ask about financing.
I swear, my heart melted that instant. I was more upset for her than for myself, she honestly wanted to do that for me because she loves me so much. Wow. That’s just as good as actually getting the bike.
She still wanted to buy me one, even after the surprised was ruined, but I said it really wasn't a good idea for the family right now. We agreed to talk about it again after Christmas, and if all is well, let her go down and buy me a bike all by herself. I asked her if there wasn’t anything she wanted for herself instead, she said “no”. She wasn’t serious about the lipo, that was just a trick question to see where my heart was.