Bubba's biggest problem

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I have learned so many new things today, just when I thought this place was gettin' a little dull. So Twinspar, do ya eat the nosehairs too? Inquiring minds want to know.
 

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"Always look to see if a mans nose holes are the same size as his pick finger before shaking his hand." :eek:
 

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I'm not saying what he did is right, but you can understand why Bubba Sr. was upset. The media has all but declared Bubba the West coast champion for 02. I'm sure both Sr. and Jr. expected the last two races to be a formality. He had a good lead over Preston in the points, but by Preston winning in Dallas, and Stewart getting 16th, the whole thing has changed. If Stewart came in top 5, or even top 10, the points wouldn't look nearly as bad. But 16th? Ooph! I could see why in the heat of the moment, he walked off, although I'm sure now, he regrets it.
 

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Originally posted by BEEF706
So Twinspar, do ya eat the nosehairs too? Inquiring minds want to know.

Well you can't help eat the ones that get taggled up with the boulders.... but the other long ones make great floss! :eek:
 

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Ahhhhh! It's SOOOOOO great to see the unencumbered testosterone flowing in this thread again! :)
 

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
You haven't seen a bugger until you have ridden in Texas... in the hot dry summer! Suckers are big, you'll keep finding them all the way home on a one hour return shot, and them gritty monsters will file your teeth down in a hurry. :eek:|
I hate to be picky. But, do you mean the "buggers" are big in Texas? Or, the "boogers" are big in Texas. Cuz if you mean buggers, I'm taking the long way around to Dirt Week. :eek:
 

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Get it? Picky. :)
 

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Hey... give me a break! Just cause I can eat em, doesn't mean I can spell them! :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Papakeith
*gack*
stop it!!!
pleeeeaaase stop it!:(

Wuss! Better run back to the kitchen. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Papakeith
*gack*
stop it!!!
pleeeeaaase stop it!:(
What? You don't like cornflakes?
 

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Eatin boogers is a important part of survival! Things you do to survive in the jungle. Nose hairs are also important, they control the level of uncontrolled droppage. Time Released Boogers (TRB's) have a mind of their own. Never know when and where but it does and WILL happen. Fact of life my brothers. The best of the best are the nose bleed boogers. They are the king of all kings and when they are picked, you can get a colorful, yet tastey delight!
 

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
Wuss! Better run back to the kitchen. ;)
No problem. I spend a lot of quality time there anyway.
C'mon Twinbooger, do the math; 6'3" 320. . . where do you think I spend my free time?:silly: Sheeez!
Just one thought before I turn into Julia, doff my apron, and start mixing.
Is it acceptable not to pick, but to snort boogers and then regurgitate them to get the full flavor? Are these considered "virgin" goobers since they are untouched? Or am I cheating myself from the experience that way. I would think the exitement of pickin', grinnin' and possibly getting caught might intensify the pleasure and flavor of the experience.
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by Papakeith
Is it acceptable not to pick, but to snort boogers and then regurgitate them to get the full flavor?

You loose some flavor that way. Some of the flavorful coating gets washed away in the regurg process.

Originally posted by BoogerProElk
The best of the best are the nose bleed boogers. They are the king of all kings and when they are picked, you can get a colorful, yet tastey delight!
Ahhhh yes. How could one ever forget the king booger. It's the booger that keeps on giving and giving (if worked correctly). Yank a king out while the wound is still somewhat fresh and you get another nose bleed. If timed correctly, a person could feast for hours on end!

The only subject that hasn't been touched on, in this booger revival, is the category of inedible boogers. Yes... It's true... there are times when one should shy away from savoring nose treats. One example would be the cow manure booger. Ever spread a dump truck load of manure on a lawn or mixed it in with the soil. That crap literally flies everywhere and eventually gets inhaled. These nutrient rich treats from the nose should be avoided at all costs. These are best picked and wiped on a friend's furniture or somewhere in their car.
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by Senior KX Rider



I'm so happy we finally found a tangent that works for you Twinspar. :)

This thread has definetely taken some strange tangents. How does a thread go from Bubba to Boogers? :confused:
 

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I've always been concerned with the frozen type. You know, like when it's almost zero degrees outside, and you take a big breath, and your boogers freeze. Does that take away from the flavor ?? Does that cause your boogers to become freezer burned ??? And man, you gotta watch your fillings with those babies too. It's like finding a pit in a cherry pie. :confused:

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...suddenly, CR Swade's thread on redneck nut sacks warrants reconsideration, no? :think:
 

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I personally like the boulders with bungee chords. You know the ones, you give it a yank, and suddenly your nads twitch, and you are now at arms length with more bungee to go. Drape that baby down and slurp it up like a spaghetti noodle. Yummy!
 
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