while we're on stolen bikes
picture this
1985, 17yo uni student, saved like a dog, buy new dr250 - only vehicle
sytolen No. 1 - out side grnd floor apartment door middle of night, get up in morning, go to throw the leg over, where the $%&^@@ is my bike! found 2 weeks later in swamp. rebuild & ride
stolen No. 2 - parked at front door of house while at a party (go to leave; where the $%&^@@ is my bike!!). i found it 2 days later in drain (they didnt have the brain power to overcome the chain & hidden kill switch). rebuild & ride.
stolen No. 3 - parked at pub, go in for a few beers & meal, come out, where the $%&^@@ is my bike!!!, only thing left is the cut chain link where it was chained to light pole at pub door. this time it didnt come back
in the 14 years since last stolen & 7 bikes since, all have been insured & none have gone missing.
wheres murphey!