Is this thing on??

[a454elk]

And to think, these are my friends. WTF?! And listen Oldguy Daveass, when I ask you to send me some mustard, I'd appreciate you not writing in the senders address as "Bing Bang Adult Toys"! The mail lady had quite the conversation with my wife, butthole. Man, it's on like donkey kong fools. I got some spare time coming to me and it's gonna be spent on paying your asses back. To be continued...

 

[Okiewan]

Do you need a hug Carlo?

 

[a454elk]

Thank you baby Jesus, the boss is home! Okie, I've got a blank check in my hand, your name can be easily put in the pay to line, and there's a number written, a big number. How bout you grant me some admin powers for a week. Just one week, you won't even notice I'm here... Think about it bossman, you could be written about in the history books.

 

[Okiewan]

A check? That and getting some tickets fixed up for me and we can talk...

 

[TwinSpar]

Don't do it Okie! You saw what the left coast wackos did to their DRN club house. If you give him keys, this place will look like Martha Stewart went to town on it.

 

[Ol'89r]

Don't do it Okie! You saw what the left coast wackos did to their DRN club house. If you give him keys, this place will look like Martha Stewart went to town on it.

HUH! :whoa: What??? :ohmy: Wait a minute. "Left coast wacko's". :yikes: Hey Twinkles, whose side are you on? :yell:

 

[Mully]

HUH! :whoa: What??? :ohmy: Wait a minute. "Left coast wacko's". :yikes: Hey Twinkles, whose side are you on? :yell:

It's not the physical location, it's the life style.

 

[Patman]

We could always start sending boxes of furry creatures to your house. :think: spiders, starfish....

 

[TwinSpar]

HUH! :whoa: What??? :ohmy: Wait a minute. "Left coast wacko's". :yikes: Hey Twinkles, whose side are you on? :yell:

You sir are not included in that group. But Carlos/Carol/LYM/Drama Queen is!

 

[Patman]

And to think, these are my friends.

We assume you are using that term in the very loosest sense.

 

[a454elk]

STFU twinkleass, mind your own business. Go hump a goat. Okie, I got your tickets taken care of, no worries. Now, just push that little button and grant my wish, buwahahahahahaha!!! Panting, you need to hold the goat for twinkleass, butt out. You too oldfart69r, your dusty butt needs to go Elsinore and help out the homeless methheads.

 

[TwinSpar]

STFU twinkleass, mind your own business. Go hump a goat. Okie, I got your tickets taken care of, no worries. Now, just push that little button and grant my wish, buwahahahahahaha!!! Panting, you need to hold the goat for twinkleass, butt out. You too oldfart69r, your dusty butt needs to go Elsinore and help out the homeless methheads.

9'R needs to go to Elsinore for a good laugh... Watching your fat donut azz riding around Elsinore! Take the hairless chubacabra looking thing along for a ride and you will send him into life threatening fits of laughter. I am afraid that if he did catch sight of you rubbing sun block in it's skin that it might require medical help for the uncontrollable laughing that he would experience.

Don't you have a mall to stand on (clad in your rent-a-cop uniform that has the imaginary cape and imaginary super human powers)?

 

[a454elk]

Blah Blah Blah, sounds like a sissy ass girl yappin, doesn't this violate your probation from your case on internet animal porn? No access to internet pal, heed the warning.

 

[Patman]

Wow so now instead of a mall cop Ponch is an internet cop. Man of danger I see.

 

[Ol'89r]

You sir are not included in that group. But Carlos/Carol/LYM/Drama Queen is!

Whew! :whoa: Thank God. You had me worried there for a minute. ;)

Ponch is a man of many talents. Mall cop, internet cop, drama queen, pooper scooper and he does a heck of a job mowing my lawn.

I heard he even used to ride dirtbikes. :laugh: A long, long time ago. :rotfl:

 

[a454elk]

Quiet diaper boy. Still working on photos from the past for Chump. I do remember a man named Scott that rode with me to Dirtweek. When meeting Chump, the conversation lead to, "Hey, you're single too, so am I!" I didn't see them for a while after that but I do remember Chump holding his Oklahomo starfish as if it were burning....

 

[Ol'89r]

Quiet diaper boy. Still working on photos from the past for Chump. I do remember a man named Scott that rode with me to Dirtweek. ....

Was that way back when you used to ride motorcycles?????? :rotfl:

 

[High Lord Gomer]

CHP officer Carlo Marzocca, left, stands longingly watching Santa Ana Sgt. Lorenzo's butt as he handcuffs and searches parolee James Chavez who was arrested for driving with a suspended license. CHP management wonders why Carlo wasn't doing something useful hisself.

 

[Patman]

I think he must have quit riding when Tidy Cat dropped him.

 

[Thump]

Fatty

 

[a454elk]

Quit it Thump, that isn't funny anymore. I'm not that fat you Texas twit. I'm getting my mod powers sooner than you think spanky. Oh golly, Gomer is awake. Quick, someone take him outside so he can go peepee. :moon:

 

[Farmer John]

Oh golly, Gomer is awake. Quick, someone take him outside so he can go peepee.

Don't worry Gomer, I sure Carlos will keep an eye on you while you go....

 

[wrench]

Geez elkypoo, from that pic, it does not look like you could run from a tiny little spider!

 

[Patman]

Don't worry Gomer, I sure Carlos will keep an eye on you while you go....

Keep and eye on him? Heck It was all I could do to keep him from helping hold things! :nod:

 

[a454elk]

Seriously, has this site turned rainbow?! That's what happens when you let Texans in, the colors of the rainbow shine through. Stop the gay talk, Thump gets excited.