Beginning with my earliest DW memory ...
You are going to Oklahoma, to meet a bunch of people you know only over the web and ride dirtbikes for a WEEK ?!?!?!?!? Yes! Uhhhh, OK ?!?!?!? ;)
In no particular order ...
DW 2002
(Stan) We are going too but we need someone to haul our bikes, because my dad has a bad back and we are pulling the RV (Tony) Sure, bring them on by (thinking Stan was my age and and Grady was Jesse’s age) ... I’ll meet y’all at the McDonalds at 380 and I 35 (Tony to txbigguy) ... Can someone here tell me how to get to Abbot’s Tire Shop? (Tony to McD’d employee trying to find where Jeff Gilbert was getting a new tire in Denton) ... Is this a good place to set up? (txbigguy to oldguy) ... Dayum, that awning is big! (Everyone to me) ... My lord, would you look at the size of that grill ... Where is your tent, your not going to sleep here without a tent are you? ... Sunrise the first day ... The Star Spangle Banner the first morning ... Be still, I’ll get the bike off of you ... Does it hurt? Is it broken? (Rooster to me in the creek bottom) ...Thanks ... Nope does not hurt ... yep, probably broken (me to Rooster in answer to his questions) ... dayum that hurts!!!! ( me after straightening my toes out) ... I’ll change and take you to the emergency room (Natty) ... Seeing the inside of my eyelids when I stood up on my broken foot as the wheelchair tipped backwards beneath me ... Can I get a hard cast so I can continue to ride? (Me to Doc) ... So, you’ve done this before (Doc to me) ... Yep, other foot though in a construction accident (Me to Doc) ... Are y’all racing out there? We may need to staff up for Saturday (Nurse to me) ... Butter Pecan Ice Cream on the way back from the Emergency Room ... Shiner ... Squeaky Hinges ... Night Vision ... Can you show me how that chain cleaner works? ... The sounds of grinders and welders as someone (?) welded their frame back together late into the night ... Where is Tony? I’ve got the quad to haul him out to the bonfire ... How did you climb up there with a broken foot? ... Ribs, someone help eat these dayum ribs ... Stopping twice to air up a leaky tire on the way home (Thanks Grady!) ... Watching someone else put my spare on (Thanks again Grady!) ... Waking up to hear them drilling pins into my toes to hold the bones together ...
DW2003
Why do you need a bigger awning? Uhh, because ... Camp Tejas, that is what we will call it!!! ... Hey gang, great to see everyone again! ... I have lots of pets and love all of them, so I guess I am a pedophile! (laughter) Don’t you mean petophile? Uhh, yea ... You are not really going to ride that thing through the fire are you? Well, hold on then and let me get my camera! ... Pipe down, people are trying to sleep! ... Dang my head hurts, where is that camel? ... My lord, that awning is HUGE ... 65 foot gravel driveways ... Sitting on your hand so it will be a stranger ... Mud ... Cold weather ... Warm water in the spodewash ... Dave, glad to meet you and boy I am glad you are taking the group photo this year!!! ... What is that funny contraption you have beside the spodewash? (Everyone was asking about the hot water system) ... Are you ever going to ride that bike? ... The shifter is on the left, brake on the right, the clutch is here, front brake here, and this is the throttle (Me to Jeff as he learned the controls of a bike for the first time) ... tx, that is great, ya got any more? ... How was the flight? ... the beer balloon ... Quit laughing at the mini races, I can’t hold my camera still to photograph them ... Wow, would you look at Coop’s whips! ... Hey Mully, let me have another 20 dollars of raffle tickets, I’m gonna win me a Mamba ... Whew, that is one hot mess of chili you have there VD ... Free Corona with a bowl of chili here folks! ... Goodby guys, y’all have a safe flight home! ... Would you look how fast Coop and Dubach are going!!! ... Yes, I’ll drive, I know the way ... No, drive faster, the wrist is already broken ... Hey honey, uhh, yea everything is fine, can you go upstairs and get the insurance card? ... This BBQ pigout was a great idea! ...
DW2004
Yea, I will pick up the tent on my way to MX727's house ... Let’s set up here, the awning can go here and the tent here (Tony to everyone while trying to decide where to place the 20x40 awning and 16x35 GP Medium tent that would become Camp Tejas) ... Dad, you are going to have to get a building permit if this place gets any bigger ... Where do the Christmas Lights go? ... Can we hang the bucket light here? ... This is one heck of a kitchen you have here ... Everyone like catfish? ... Sure you can help Jesse, can you cut up the fries? ... Snookums and Mary ... Uh, we missed our meal with Okie and we heard you might be able to feed us (Will asking if Camp Tejas could feed he and Malcolm ... Whoo Hooo!!!!!) ... That is a huge mess of food you have there ... Breakfast biscuits and gravy and steaming coffee on cool mornings ... moonrise ... Do you know where Okie is? ... that is a huge fire you’re building there ... How much gas did you say you put on it? ... Are you really going to light it? ... Stand back!!! ... Boy, that heat feels good ... Yea, I miss her too, so how are you doing? ... Yea, you can park anywhere, welcome to DirtWeek (2 AM arrival as three uninhibited souls, Gomer, Sparky and I greeted the latest arrival) ... Flaggers ... Would you vote for this fellow? ... Bling-o-meter ... I can fix the lights so they will work ... Will ... Malcolm ... Larry ... Malcolm washing someone’s boots ... KTM demo rides ... being surprised beyond description at being named the Lori Nyland Award winner ...
One memory that spans every year that I have been there ... sore ribs from laughter!
DW2005
Analysing every imaginable piece of camping gear from the perspective of DirtWeek ... planning meals ... excitement that both of my children will be there this year ...