One more ....

[Tony Eeds]

Four married guys go riding. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to ride when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Dirtbikes or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweat shirt."

 

[bratt]

:laugh:

 

[GETMETOCA]

I don't get it.  Does dude #4 need to wear a sweatshirt when he has sex?  Is it because he's too cheap to turn on the heater? Can he have sex and THEN go ride the dirtbike?  I don't see what the problem is, he gets to have sex AND THEN go ride a dirtbike?  Does the wife get to go ride dirtbikes with him??  I just don't get it, seems to me like he's a pretty lucky guy. ;)

 

[Senior KX Rider]

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[gwcrim]

LOL.....

I'll give that a try this weekend.

 

[jboomer]

Dang, shoulda married a California girl! :worship:

 

[Gary B.]

:laugh: Already copied and e-mailed to some riding buddies.

 

[Flying Scot]

Hey Nat, that's how I got to go to Dirtweek. :laugh: I wore a sweatshirt every night when I was there.

 

[XR3J]

That's a good 'un.

 

[OnAnySunday]

Hot dam!!
I never thought of using that line! :confused:
Now that i know.........dirtbiking 365 days a year!!!
Yeeeeeeehaaaaawww!!! :) :)