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Tony Eeds

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Four married guys go riding. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to ride when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Dirtbikes or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweat shirt."
 

bratt

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:laugh:
 

GETMETOCA

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I don't get it.  Does dude #4 need to wear a sweatshirt when he has sex?  Is it because he's too cheap to turn on the heater? Can he have sex and THEN go ride the dirtbike?  I don't see what the problem is, he gets to have sex AND THEN go ride a dirtbike?  Does the wife get to go ride dirtbikes with him??  I just don't get it, seems to me like he's a pretty lucky guy. ;)
 

Gary B.

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:laugh: Already copied and e-mailed to some riding buddies.
 

Flying Scot

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#8
Hey Nat, that's how I got to go to Dirtweek. :laugh: I wore a sweatshirt every night when I was there.