Just what you never wanted to, or cared to know...buts it's funny
Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee? (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
If you pet a cat 70 million times, you will have developed enough static electricity to light a 60-watt light bulb for one minute. (I like the farting one more)
March 4th is the only day of the year that can also be used as a command. (March forth.)
(Hang on to your hat on this one) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig but I would like to know how they discovered this, and why? :think: )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing)
In the course of a lifetime the average person will grow 2 meters of nose hair.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (That's why Flipper was always smiling!) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine....and why pigs?)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy and you just thought they were tough to kill)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What's for dinn....) (I hope no one told them about the pigs)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (That's great but in my next life, I still want to be a pig: quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.)
After reading all these, all I can say is ............... Lucky pigs.
Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee? (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
If you pet a cat 70 million times, you will have developed enough static electricity to light a 60-watt light bulb for one minute. (I like the farting one more)
March 4th is the only day of the year that can also be used as a command. (March forth.)
(Hang on to your hat on this one) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig but I would like to know how they discovered this, and why? :think: )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing)
In the course of a lifetime the average person will grow 2 meters of nose hair.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (That's why Flipper was always smiling!) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine....and why pigs?)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy and you just thought they were tough to kill)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What's for dinn....) (I hope no one told them about the pigs)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (That's great but in my next life, I still want to be a pig: quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.)
After reading all these, all I can say is ............... Lucky pigs.
