Smart Car

RM_guy

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While in Italy a couple of years ago my wife saw the Smart and fell in love with it. They were everywhere there. I checked into getting one but at the time they weren't approved for sale in the states yet. Once they added all the emission control crap and basically cut the gas mileage in half I was less enamored by them. My wife still wants one though. They have a lot of safety features that come standard so I'm not concerned about it.
 

XRpredator

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RM_guy said:
. . . they added all the emission control crap and basically cut the gas mileage in half . . .
Now that's just crazy talk. Emission controls hamper gas mileage? The government wouldn't make something silly like that happen, would they?

and yes, I'm being facetious
 

Green Horn

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Don't be such a hater, Mr. Compensator. They've got one for you too.
 

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Offroadr

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Just don't put fuel in the air intake like my better half did in Belguim!
 

Ol'89r

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a454elk said:
"Twinny" and "smart" don't go together.


But, what makes it so smart? I don't understand. :coocoo:

Can it drive itself? Does it balance your checkbook for you? Can it figure your taxes? I don't get it. Maybe I'm not smart enough. :whoa: Is there enough room for Twinkles clown shoes.? Can all of Twinkies friends fit in there?

I can't help but picture about 8 clowns crawling out of that thing. :ohmy: :laugh: :rotfl:
 

TwinSpar

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Don't make fun of my big feet. I'm very sensitive about that.
 

Ol'89r

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TwinSpar said:
Don't make fun of my big feet. I'm very sensitive about that.


:whoa: Ok, sorry. I apologize. :(

How bout your big red nose? :yikes: Is that ok? :nener: :rotfl:
 

XRpredator

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TwinSpar said:
Don't make fun of my big feet. I'm very sensitive about that.
they just make his penis look smaller
 

Green Horn

aka Chip Carbone
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One of my favorite quotes from Born On The 4th Of July

"DO NOT SAY PENIS IN THIS HOUSE!!!" :laugh:
 
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