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yzguy15

Sprayin tha game
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JP, my momma raised me up just right, and don't you go dissin her either. Them's fightin words. She raised me up to not take lightly somebody knockin on my heritage.
 

zio

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Jul 28, 2000
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Oh, you wanna make fun of heritage? Hang on a sec, I gotta wax my eyebrow, then we can talk. ;)

Hey, anyone seen my crucifix? I took it off to shave my back, and now I can't find it. I swear, if one of youz took it, there's gonna be trouble. An' while we're at it, I lost my gold watch. I left it on the dresser right next to my money clip and pinky ring.
 

XRpredator

AssClown SuperPowers
Damn Yankees
Aug 2, 2000
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Don't forget, Zio, yer s'posed to have the wash machine out thar on the porch next to the fridge. That way it's closer to the clothesline.

And cinderblocks for your rig . . .
 

BEEF706

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Jan 24, 2002
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Hey JP, if ya live in AL and your momma and daddy get divorced, are they still brother and sister? (sorry I grew up in GA and AL was about the only place we could make fun of) ;)
 

Jaybird

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Charlestown, IN
"Jeet yet?"
"Nope, jew?"
"Noop, but I'm fixin t'head down t'momenems ferabite."
 

Jon K.

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Mar 26, 2001
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I was 20 years old before I learned that "damn" and "yankee" was two words; now I remember why.
This started out as a light-hearted good-natured thread, but predictably, it has gone downhill fast.
 
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JuliusPleaser

Too much of a good thing.
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Beef, I went to HS in Atlanta, so I can make of fun of everybody.

Q What's the best thing to ever come out of Georgia?
A: I-20 West

Q: Why do all the trees in Alabama lean to the right?
A: 'Cause Georgia SUCKS!
 

Tony Eeds

Godspeed Tony.
N. Texas SP
Jun 9, 2002
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Originally posted by Jaybird
"Jeet yet?"
"Nope, jew?"
"Noop, but I'm fixin t'head down t'momenems ferabite."

Damn Jaybird, you have been to some of the same feed mills that I have. :thumb:
 

yzguy15

Sprayin tha game
N. Texas SP
Oct 27, 2000
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You know it's funny you should mention that JP, my dad made mention of a very similar joke when we were talking about Dirtweek. He said, " You know why an event in Stillwater draws so many more Texans right?" I was like huh? What in the world, and right before he said it I knew, "Because Oklahoma Sucks!!!"

(I believe the original was How come Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico? well you know the rest...)
 

JuliusPleaser

Too much of a good thing.
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Where do you think I got those jokes? :)

I went to HS in a small burb called Avondale Estates. Keep in mind that this was a looong time ago. ;)
 

BEEF706

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I know that area, I lived in College Park, an even longer time ago. Sometime I do get a little homesick for southern cookin, and somebody else who understands wnat fixin' to do something is. :yeehaw:
 

Zsolt67

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Jun 10, 2002
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I wish more people were like that here in CT, people here are very nasty for the most part.
 
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